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Popular funny poems for kids
A bird flew across the sky
She wanted to eat a bird,
Keen look down
Found a worm.
But dive into the branch
Suddenly I came across a neighbor,
The skirmish between them began -
For two, one prey.
They argued for a long time, to tears -
And the worm crawled away long ago.
* * *
Perched on a Woodpecker branch ...
Satisfied - crazy!
* * *
Noisy battle in the bathroom -
Brothers sink ships.
Frigate Vitaly joined the battle
And the command sounds: "Pli!"
But Seryozha is getting into a rage -
The cry flies: “Boarding!”
Somewhere dripping water
The neighbors ring the doorbell.
Well, think of trouble -
Children played.
* * *
Pretzel Mendel Sausage
Pig soared up to heaven
And some peasant
Her grab - and right in the net,
Her grab - and straight into the woods.
Pretzel-Mendel-Sausage.
* * *
A goat crawls on me
It's like weed.
And the moth sits down
Like I'm a flower.
* * *
Oh and sleepyhead - our son is John,
He slept in his pants,
He slipped the shoe away
And in the other he slept all night.
* * *
The old hare is mowing hay,
And the fox is raking
A fly carries hay to a cart
A mosquito throws.
Drove to the hay
From cart, the fly cried out:
“I won’t go to the attic,
I'll fall from there
I’ll break a leg
I'll be lame. ”
* * *
Packaging bars, packaging bars,
Hares rode from the bazaar,
Bought for wintering
Thirty-five bags of carrots.
* * *
I’ve become a year older
Grew up and learned a lot.
Birthday today
Accept the invitation.
I’m waiting for guests for a sweet holiday,
All of you - both adults and children,
And you do not forget
And congratulate Sasha.
* * *
Sister Anya will grow up,
I will teach her everything:
Songs to sing and drum
And counters, and a letter!
I'll be with her, not with a kitten
Run to the wattle at the wattle fence.
Sister will grow up soon -
She is already four days old!
* * *
Feet cannot speak -
They are supposed to be silent.
Feet can on the road |
Follow the mushrooms into the forest
Run in boots in the snow
Race barefoot on the beach
They can jump, they can run
Ah, tired, go on foot.
I say this to mom
And she repeats Olya:
- Stop dangling your feet!
How much can you repeat?
* * *
I'll be five in a month
I can read by syllables,
Drive a bike.
But it’s very difficult for me to understand -
Big me or not.
I ask mom on the weekend:
-Play a little play with me
But mother answers:
- Earring, you're already big -
Learn to play alone!
But as luck would have it in the evenings,
When there is a movie
I am told that kids
It’s time for bed a long time.
As if after ten
I'm starting to grow down.
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They gave the boy Anton
At lunch, pasta.
Pasta on a plate
Twisted into a knot like a snake.
She looked scary
But Anton bravely
I made a hole right there with a fork,
The family just gasped!
- Give, - said Antosha, -
I have more pasta!
Everyone watched with delight
On him from all sides.
And a big medal was given,
And they painted a picture,
Where is he bravely winning
A herd of predatory pasta.
* * *
The whole house is shaken.
Beats Seryozha with a hammer.
Turning red from anger
Clogs nails.
The nails bend
Nails wrinkle
Nails twist
Over Seryozha they
Just bullied -
They do not drive into the wall.
It’s good that the hands are whole.
No, it’s a completely different matter -
Drive nails into the ground!
Tuk! - and hats not to be seen.
Don't bend
Do not break
Removable.
* * *
Here came the eighth of March,
The chest is bursting with happiness
I need to give my mom
Something on this holiday.
I'll wash her for a present
I comb my hair as a present
I'll get into a pair of the best slippers
And perfume will suffocate!
* * *
I can on dad
Day and night ride.
Bad that on dad
Nothing to grab.
Wrap it in the back -
He shouts: - Not visible! -
And the hair hurts
And behind the ears - it's a shame!
* * *
Crying Pussy in the hallway.
She has
Great sorrow:
Evil people
Poor pussy
Do not give
Steal
Sausages!
* * *
I asked the mushroom
under the aspen hedgehog:
- Tell me why
do you look like an umbrella?
And the mushroom laughed:
- Here is a strange question!
Cause I'm in the weather
rainy grew!
* * *
Very tasty and smart
A chocolate train raced.
Along the wagons
The inscription was on -
Chocolate Arrow.
All cars in it
Contract
There were pure chocolate,
A car bench
There were cancerous necks.
Rushing like the wind he
But unfortunately
Wiez is sweet.
These scary sweets
Licked
All cars
And then they could not stand it,
Steam engine with pipe eaten
And of course, halfway
They had to walk on foot.
* * *
Vasin Papa is very proud
The fact that Vasya is a sport!
That sport is called -
“Who will eat mother’s cake faster”
* * *
Loves zebra on the lawn
In a striped jersey run.
Zebra even for candy
Will not put on a t-shirt in a cage
* * *
My familiar horse
Today is eight years old.
I will give horses
A large bouquet of flowers.
The horse will put them in a vase
And do not eat immediately.
* * *
If I were a girl -
I would not lose time!
I wouldn’t jump on the street,
I would wash my shirts.
I would have washed the floor in the kitchen
I would sweat in the room
I would have washed cups, spoons,
I would clean the potatoes myself.
All my toys myself
I would put it in its place!
Why am I not a girl?
I would help my mom like that!
Mom would immediately say:
“Well done, you
Son!"
* * *
If I sweep the floor,
I raise the dust to the sky
If I start washing,
I fill the whole apartment.
If I wash my dishes
A rumble is heard everywhere.
Cups are beating, saucers are beating,
Spoons are not given in hands -
I have an effort
Grandmother has suffering.
* * *
What happened to the kittens
Why aren't they sleeping?
Why did the buffet open
Have you broken a new cup?
Drop the drum
Scratched the sofa?
Why are their paws
Got into someone’s slippers?
Milk spilled a bowl
Woke up mom cat?
Why did they tear the book?
Because they catch a mouse.
* * *
I do not believe in ghosts
And did not see the sorcerers.
That’s all, without exception,
The fabrications of talkers.
There are no brownies in the house,
And in the forest there are no lichens,
There are no sled horses
And the huts on foot.
How heap of nonsense
Can I be trusted?
Oh, roosters sang -
It is necessary to dissolve.
* * *
I don’t want my father and mother
So that Lyoshenka got a beast.
He stomped in vain
And watered the floor with tears.
Well, what did Lech say to them wrong?
Who will understand them, parents!
Is it really bad to have a little animal?
After all, the beast is good - a hippopotamus.
* * *
A fly flew into the bathhouse
She wanted to take a steam bath.
I chopped wood for a cockroach,
Flooded the bathhouse.
A hairy bee
She brought a washcloth to her.
The fly washed
The fly washed
The fly was soaring
Yes, fell down
Rolled
And hit.
The rib sprained
Shoulder twisted.
“Hey, ants, ants,
Call the doctors! ”
Grasshoppers came
The fly was watered with drops.
The fly became as it was
Nice and fun.
And rushed again
Fly along the street.
* * *
I opened an umbrella
In front of:
Wonderful time!
I put it under my arm
The second umbrella.
It was raining
Like a bucket.
In the sky
Clouds exploded.
Third took
Just in case.
Fourth umbrella
I put it in my side
So I side
Not wet.
Fifth umbrella
On the back,
So as not to blow
In the back to me.
A hole sixth umbrella
I opened over my head.
* * *
My buddy Valery Petrov
Never bitten mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes did not know about it
And Petrov was often bitten.
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The phone in the apartment is crying
Two minutes, three, four.
Silent and very angry:
Ah, no one came up.
-So I’m not needed at all,
I am offended, I have a cold:
Old phones -
They will understand my calls!
* * *
A spoon is a spoon
A spoon is eaten soup.
A cat is a cat
The cat has seven kittens.
A rag is a rag
I will wipe the table with a rag.
A hat is a hat
He got dressed and went.
And I came up with the word
The funny word "plim"
And repeat again
“Plim, Plim, Plim.”
Here is jumping and jumping
"Plim, Plim, Plim"
And it means nothing
“Plim, Plim, Plim.”
* * *
It was Marina from the garden,
Under the bush I found hoopoe.
And hoopoe to her: “Do-do-do-do.
I won’t live with you.
I'll run to the old grandmother,
Grandmother will give me cottage cheese. ”
* * *
You listen guys
I want to tell you;
We had kittens -
There are exactly five of them.
* * *
Do you know the letters A Be Tse?
A cat is sitting on the porch.
Sew panties to her husband
So that he would not freeze in a cold.
* * *
Aunt Trott and the cat
Sat y window.
Trott asked: "Kees-kies-kies,
Can you catch rats? ”
“Murrr,” said the cat,
After a moment of silence.
* * *
A cat walks in the corridor
She has great grief-
Evil people poor pussy
Do not let the sausages steal.
What a rustle? Is it really
Mice wound up in a closet?
There is no mouse, there secretly
Eating our Tanya cookies.
Our Tanya is afraid
What will have to share.
* * *
Dogs fought in the market
Gawkers ran into the fray.
To get to the dogs
They began to fight with wallets.
So onlookers were torn
What dogs ran up!
* * *
Tanyusha has a lot to do
Tanyusha has a lot to do:
In the morning I helped my brother, -
He ate sweets in the morning.
Here is Tanya's business:
Tanya ate, drank tea,
She sat down with her mom,
I got up, went to my grandmother.
Before going to bed, she said to her mother:
- You undress me yourself,
I'm tired, I can’t
I will help you tomorrow.
* * *
I was stung by a bee.
I shouted: “How could you ?!”
Bee in response:
"And how could you
Tear my favorite flower?
After all, he needed me terribly:
I took care of him for dinner! ”
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Why should I not cry?
Why am I not angry?
For a tuft drags me
My younger sister.
I'm not a sneak, but still -
Nothing to wave your hands.
If dad doesn't help,
I will complain to mom.
* * *
Tanya’s porridge is not given,
It’s not put in a mouth from a spoon,
A candy without hassle
Sami and climb into your mouth
Is Tanya to blame -
Cache places are not enough.
* * *
Mother cat sends kittens to school,
And they don’t want to study.
Meowat, - Mom, we are sick.
We should be in the crib.
- It’s a pity, now they invited us to visit,
So we will not go this time.
And waiting for you instead of cake
Pills and castor oil.
* * *
Outside the window a blizzard and a blizzard,
The wind in the crevice blows.
A fly sits on the window,
Thinks - grieves:
Oh, if I felt boots,
The short fur coat is small,
Hat-cap
Warm shirt
Yes cloth pants-
Would live to spring!
Why does a bear sleep in winter
Once in the frosty winter
along the forest road
the bear was going to his home,
in a warm fur coat.
Walked, he walked to his den
On a country road
And stepping across the bridge
the fox stepped on its tail.
Fox raised a scream
- the dark forest rustled,
And the bear in fright in an instant
climbed a large pine.
On a pine tree a cheerful woodpecker
Squirrel hit the house,
And he said - “You are a bear,
Must watch under your feet! ”
Since then, the bear decided
that in winter you need to sleep
Do not walk on the roads
Do not step on tails!
He sleeps, he sleeps in his den
By a country road
And pleased for a reason
What was born without a tail.
* * *
Our Tanya is lost
Where will we look for her?
- Kitty, black stockings,
Have you seen our daughter?
- Meow, I didn’t see Tanya,
I caught mice in a closet.
- Pig, pink belly,
Do you know where Tanya is?
- Oink, I slept near the bath,
I haven’t seen your Tanya ...
- Duck, little white neck,
Where is she, tell me soon?
- Krya, I didn’t see Tanya,
I led ducklings from swimming.
Listen, pestle chicken,
Where is Tanyushka, after all?
- Koh, I delved into the weeds,
Tanya was not visible there.
- Goat, sharp horns,
Have you seen our baby?
- Uh, I jumped in a clearing,
I did not notice your Tanya.
- Tuzik, red eye
Do you know where Tanya is?
- Woof, now we milk porridge
And I will find your Tanya.
Tuzik rushes along the track
Here are the traces ...
Here are the sandals ...
Well, here is our Tanya
In a bright blue sundress.
* * *
What a howl, what a roar?
Is it not a herd of cows?
This is not a cow
This is Tanya Revushka.
Crying, pouring in
Dress wipes.
Put Tanya to sleep-
The girl is crying again:
Oh, I won’t sleep!
Oh put on the dress!
* * *
Naughty kittens
lost gloves
And they don’t dare to enter the threshold.
- Mom, mom, I'm sorry!
We cannot find
Where did the gloves go?
- You will not find gloves,
so know kittens
I will not cook a pie!
Meow Meow Pie Meow Meow Pie
I will not cook a pie!
Scared kittens
found gloves
And they run to mother with all their might.
- Mom, mom, open
and let us go home!
We found gloves on the road!
- Found gloves?
Golden kittens!
Get a pie for it!
Meow Meow Pie, Meow Meow Pie,
Get a pie for it!
Pulled kittens
glove paws
And they ate a pie to the crumbs.
- Ay, mommy, ah!
Don’t scold us
But the gloves became dirty!
- Dirty kittens!
Take off your gloves!
I'll put you under lock and key!
Meow meow to the castle,
meow meow castle
I'll put you under lock and key!
Wash kittens
gloves in the trough.
Ah, how difficult it is to wash!
All three, three and three ...
- Oh, mom, look!
Gloves were already removed!
- Have you washed the gloves?
For this, kittens,
I'll let you go for a walk!
Meow meow, take a walk
meow meow take a walk
Again let go for a walk.
* * *
A hare walks with a furrow.
His pocket is empty.
Katya approached the hare
She gave me a pie.
Gave a copper penny
To buy food for crumbs.
But he bought tobacco,
Smokes lying on his side.
What a loafer!
* * *
Can goats not butt
If there are horns?
Girls aren’t allowed to dance
If there are legs?
Take the kid by the horns
Take to the meadow.
A girl for a little hand
Into our cheerful circle!
* * *
Korpeli ten wise men
Above the rhyme to the word "Asia";
Heap of paper heaped
But the rhyme was never found
And they finally cried out:
- What a disgrace !!!
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