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Original cool wedding greetings
Please be advised that your husband is preparing to start the operation ‘Who is the boss in the house?’, We propose to get ahead of him and begin the oncoming operation ‘Where you sit, you get down’. Good Tips Bureau.
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What a lamp of reason has faded! What a guy, brothers, lost! Bachelors.
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He married himself - help comrades. Your friends.
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When you are looking for the shoe of your future wife, choose one that has a wider heel and a lighter sole! Husbands with experience.
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Congratulations Glad to accept in their ranks. Society under the heel.
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Take care of the dress with the new. And my wife is young. House of Life.
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We open courses for dads on driving strollers. Driving licenses are issued after nine months. GAI.
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A wife is not a mitten. You can’t throw it off your hand, but you can’t throw it over the fence. Lost and found.
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Congratulations to the young with a legal marriage. We wish you happiness and warn the groom in advance: if the bride is stolen, the police are powerless. ATS.
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Congratulations! We wish not to be under the heel of his wife. Shoe workshop.
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If children suddenly appear in your way, consider them yours! Neighbour.
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At dawn, you don’t wake her, and do not test her patience, In her head there are curlers, and you do not count on more. Rival
Beautiful wedding greetings cool short and funny
With your wonderful Day, I congratulate you!
And of course I wish the sea happiness,
Happiness without limit, happiness without limit,
So that it shines in both hearts and faces.
You have created a family, you are one forever,
Be unique for each other,
Be inseparable, love for a century,
Tenderness and care sincerely appreciate.
Amicably walk the golden wedding
And give an example of unity to children,
So as not to doubt loyalty at all.
I congratulate you and of course - bitterly!
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Love sparkled and sparkled
Today it has turned into a wedding.
Walk along life together.
Love and take care of each other.
Like two halves of a whole
Give birth to a son - beautiful, courageous.
You shouldn’t forget about your daughter either,
No wonder the bed is valued in the house.
Do not be afraid of booties, soothers, diapers -
Give birth to boys, give birth to girls.
All my life to be around
All my life - to be together
We all wish the bride and groom!
Love may shine on your family
At the wedding, silver and gold.
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Today the main thing at the wedding is not to get drunk,
Don't marry strangers
And you can’t plunge into the jellied face,
In a strange apartment in the morning do not wake up,
By chance, my mother-in-law didn’t call mom
Then kapets in general to your family,
And, for the rest, let everything be fine,
And waiting for great happiness in personal life!
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You with the wedding, young,
Bitterly, relatives shout to you,
Let everything be smooth in the family,
Cute, joyful and sweet!
So that my wife doesn’t
Loved and loved
My husband didn’t walk with friends,
Kissed and helped!
To quarrel and care
Didn’t bother you
So that the union will amuse you
And burned with love!
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In family life, everyone is more important
Role allocation:
Wife's salary in the house to wear,
And my husband sometimes chastise
For the fact that the salt has oversalt
And for a long time he had a neighbor.
My husband needs the house to shine
Comfort and dinner on the table.
And so he did not blame the wife
For the fact that for a long time there is no home.
But jokes aside
And I want to wish you:
So you live in romance
And grief you do not know!
No matter what tests
Fate has not thrown
Go through life together
Caring and loving!
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Congratulations on your Wedding Day,
And I want to give you:
CARROT - to sleep was clever!
BOW - so that there is no parting!
Mug - to love each other!
SOAP - so that the house was clean and comfortable and nice!
POWDER - for the first Alenka!
DRILLING - for Andryushka,
KOSNYKI - for twins Irinka and Marinka,
FLOATS - for Slavochka,
TOYS - for Nastya,
NUMBERS - for the twins Mishka and Grishka,
PANTS - for the fifth little son,
SOCKS - for the last daughter.
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Congratulations on your revolutionary step in life! I wish you successful perestroika, accelerated family growth with the subsequent democratization of family relations. Rather, go on to independence and self-financing, and your parents will be your reliable sponsors. The president.
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We will try to ensure cloudless weather throughout our life, but a lot depends on you. Meteorologists.
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Hearty congratulations on a legal marriage! How many hemp in the forest, we wish you so many sons. How many kidneys are on the tree, we wish you as many daughters. Society for the Conservation of Nature.
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Let's disperse smog over your city. We will clear water in your water supply system. Health to you! "Greenpeace".
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Have a sweet honeymoon! Beekeepers.
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If you need kids no problem! Winnie the Pooh will always help. Yes Yes Yes! Newlyweds wish a good honeymoon. Beekeeper Society.
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From today and for 50 years, the acceptance of applications for divorce has been discontinued. Congratulations on legal marriage! The sittings of the people's court.
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Congratulations on your wedding! We do not mind that your feelings burn with a bright flame. Fire brigade.
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May the fire of your hearts burn more strongly. We will not put out! Firefighters.
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Bitterly! Bitterly! Bitterly! The staff of the distillery.
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So that your life sparkles, rather than hissing and gurgling, like soda! Director of the champagne wine factory.
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Dear newlyweds! I am late. Do it yourself. Stork.
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Wait after 9 months. I hug tightly, kiss. Stork.
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We congratulate the newlyweds, wish happiness and joy. In our model hospital is very .... (wife's name) we are waiting for a visit. Maternity hospital.
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Kindergarten like a bee swarm,
Hello hearty sends his
We all want you, young ones, to wish
So that you do not forget to stand in line.
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Newlyweds, remember! A gram of sensitivity will replace a kilogram of validol. Dr. Aibolit.
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Darling (name of the bride)! We heartily congratulate you. We wish you much happiness. Every year we are waiting for you to visit, Regards, the maternity hospital!
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The place is reserved. We look forward to seeing you. Maternity hospital.
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Congratulations! But sorry. And very upset. Society of Old Maidens.
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Blankets, vests, dolls, nipples and pots, have been waiting for a long time mother, be kind, hurry up! The store staff ‘Children's World’.
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When leaving for a visit, do not forget your husband at home. Lost and found.
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(Name of the bride)! Scold the husband in private, and praise in public! Vasilisa the Wise.
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Urgently inform your husband’s neck size. We will send a collar. Office of Commerce.
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Congratulations and send the saw as a gift for her husband. The store staff ‘Household goods’.
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Darling ... .. (name)! Congratulations! Your order has been completed - you can get hedgehogs at any time. Department store.
Congratulations to the newlyweds in their own words
You managed to become not just two halves, you are that whole that is indestructible and indivisible. You are a wonderful couple, and it is a great honor for me to be present at such a touching, romantic and sensual holiday of your love. You are creating your family today, and I want to wish you harmony, understanding, mutual support and unquenchable love. Become support for each other, protection and happiness. May you have one soul for two.
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It’s not worth promising to shield each other from all troubles, worries, bad moods, it still won’t work out - this is part of our life, without which it would be sweet but sickening. But you can be there, no matter what. In grief and in joy, in illness and in health, there is no abundance. I wish to follow the true destiny of love, not to make empty promises and to be the closest people to each other on the globe. Happy wedding!
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On this joyful and touching day, I want to congratulate you, dear newlyweds, on the combination of fate. As two streams converge into one river, so you, two beautiful and glorious people, today have chosen a single course for yourself. So let the river of your life be clean, the water in it will be clear, the channel deep, and the filling rich. Let there never be any pitfalls in your life, but only hot geysers of your senses seething. Be inseparable, live in love and prosperity, take care of each other and give birth to beautiful children. May every moment of your life be sweet, and only today we will shout to you: "Bitter!".
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Two beautiful people - a guy and a girl walked through life and did not know each other. Then the heavens tripled their meeting and the family turned out - YOU and I! But this is also temporary, because soon you and I will be added to him, she, once again he, and there it will be seen! I wish you, my dear newlyweds, that in your life there will always be love, respect, tenderness, patience! May no one ever part you, may you have everything that you want and even more! I wish you happiness, joy, love and understanding for a long, long life!
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Congratulations on your wedding! Let this happy event fill your soul with the most tender, sincere and reverent love for many, many years! I wish you family happiness, mutual understanding, strong relations and real friendship between you!
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Happy wedding. I wish you a successful start in family life and only prosperity in your relationship. May every day do without troubles, may there be a lot of happiness, luck, victories and joys on your joint path. Bitterly!
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Happy wedding! I shout to you “bitterly” and at the same time wish you the sweetest married life. Respect each other and take care, meet with a smile every day and always strive to fulfill your dreams. May your family be strong, healthy, happy!
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This beautiful Day has united your hearts - the day of your Wedding! May your bright love become more fabulous and beautiful every day! Let happiness and joy knock on your house every day! May your life be filled with warmth, care, tenderness for each other! Happiness to you dear newlyweds!
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I want to congratulate the beautiful newlyweds on creating a happy and beautiful family! I wish your charming alliance also prove to be strong enough, outcast, strong and strong, and that no adversity in life could influence it. I wish you happiness, wisdom, patience, trust and love.
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Dear newlyweds, let your marital path always be happy! I wish you mutual understanding, tenderness, affection, many sincere smiles and positive emotions in each shared day! Live in harmony, prosperity and give each other sincere love!
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Dear newlyweds! On this unique day, let me wish you family well-being and long years of living together, mutual understanding and respect, love and loyalty. And let reign in your house: peace, prosperity and comfort. And also, let 16 great-grandchildren come to congratulate you on the day of your golden wedding.
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I sincerely congratulate the wonderful newlyweds on this wonderful event. Your destinies are now connected in a single whole and your two lives are connected in one line. I wish you, dear ones, to live together happily and joyfully for at least a hundred years, trying to turn each day for each other into a wonderful fairy tale and a good story.
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Today you have joined your hearts in one big and happy life, and we wish you to walk along it together, not letting go of each other, either in trouble or in joy.Let your house become a cozy, secure and beautiful nest that will protect against any difficulties and financial failures. Harmonious relationships, understanding and love for you, and in the future - healthy children and a complete family idyll.
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Newlyweds, on this bright, joyful day, you have become one, sealed your union with signatures, kisses and oaths! So let the beginning, the starting point of your family life - love - burn and warm you for many, many more years, help you change for the better and find something new and beautiful in a person next to you day after day! Let your family nest be filled with chicks that will delight and inspire you on this difficult path of life together; We wish your home to become a fortress for you and your children, and so that all troubles pass by your gate!
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Congratulations on this wonderful day of yours, now your hearts and destinies are forever connected. I would like to wish you, dear ones, to be able to live peacefully in the quiet harbor of your family, and have fun with all your heart, arranging bright holidays. Love each other deeply and confidently continue your journey together.
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Happy looks, tender kisses and strong hugs, today is your day, the birthday of your family. I sincerely congratulate you on your marriage and wish you clear and sunny weather in your home, family harmony and comfort, prosperity and prosperity. May a strong knot of your love be forever tied, may your hearts be shrouded in bright happiness.
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Our sincere congratulations! A lot of bright days, minutes, seconds. Do not set the clock, enjoy the opportunity in private. Let your house be full of children, and the house of fortune will protect your peace. Pamper, please constantly. Stay together not only in joy, but also in days of sadness. Endless patience at the beginning of the family trail. Do not burden each other, but simply truly love.
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