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Original wedding greetings with gifts
Not all gifts have been given
We were able to hide a little bit,
Now, of course, we’ll hand them over,
And the spoon will be the first for you! (Pulls out a large wooden spoon).
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I'll tell you about the gift,
In everyday life, in the kitchen it’s practical,
On the farm, he is not replaceable,
Yes, in principle, as in personal life! (He hits the hand with a spoon).
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Congratulations again to you,
Now I’ll voice it from the heart,
Let there be a strong family,
You live in love and together! (Pulls out super glue).
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And this I give to you now
To stick to each other,
So that your light does not die out
Or maybe glue the dishes!
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And I have a gift for the bride,
I cooked the finest outfit
So stylish, very fashionable,
Well, you can right to the show! (Takes out an apron).
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And there is still for the groom,
The most useful gift
So that my little wife smiles
And to have an understanding! (Handing the manual "Family Life for Dummies").
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So that you save up on vacation,
So that there is always prosperity
I give you a family bank,
Here is a gift from me! (He takes out a 3-liter twisted jar with a hole in the lid. The jar can be decorated).
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And there’s a surprise for you,
He will save you in the cold
It will help you with angina,
And for cheerfulness in the morning! (A small bottle of cognac).
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I managed to find
Another present for you,
So that happiness flows into the house,
So that the gulls are always sweet! (Gives sugar).
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I’ll give you one too,
What exactly comes in handy
Transport will be for the wife,
In the Duma, clean, clean! (Gives the broom).
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To make it all right
To always know everything,
So that you live in abundance
Here is a gift for everything! (Jar of horseradish).
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And the last one, very necessary,
You have a gift from me,
So you can practice
After all, give birth to another child! (Indoor flower).
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I'll tell you a secret
Family life is complicated
But you can get attached,
Very tasty food.
And also iron things,
Clean up after you
And advice will suddenly help
And they’re waiting for you home.
And the wife is beautiful,
Amazing smart
Marriage is not so bad
In general, personally with me!
And I hurry you today
I congratulate from the bottom of my heart,
Give you a souvenir
That gives light in the night!
That which warms the soul
What saves in the cold
Why is it sometimes so empty
What you always want! (A bottle of beer).
Beautiful wedding greetings are funny and with a surprise
This useful thing
The farm will certainly come in handy.
For pies, she can roll out the dough,
And sometimes it’s nice to ask a thrashing. (Rolling pin).
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We look forward to
In your replenishment family.
Let this nice doll become
For you a visual training layout (Doll).
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When all the guests walk up, get drunk
And they’ll go home after the banquet,
Take a drink while you’re alone
And spend the night of love beautifully. (A bottle of wine).
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So that the family can live with dignity
It is necessary to save up money.
Accept this pig as a gift
And in time feed her bills. (Piggy bank).
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How to pass a languid evening?
Of course, play cards,
To strip the parthechk to spread -
We decided to throw a deck of cards (playing cards).
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For a family, a good sign
To burn the family hearth.
But everything happens in life -
That burns, then fades away.
So that your hearth does not go out.
We give matches in reserve. (The newlyweds are given a box of matches).
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I came to you today
I was in a hurry, I was going to
I thought of a present
And he quarreled with his wife.
In general, I give now
You are beautiful - cabbage,
So that the house has plenty
To not be empty in it! (Gives a head of cabbage).
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And I also plucked from the garden
Peerless Cucumber
So that the groom doesn’t fail,
And always was well done! (Gives a big cucumber).
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There is a present for the bride
I will say from experience
Believe me, not sweet,
I can't sleep without him all night. (Ear plugs).
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And also to you, as a gift,
Got a tip
If it’s late at night,
And lit the light everywhere ...
Come out very carefully
Don't swear don't scream
Just refresh your memory
When you need to go home! (Rolling pin).
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Family life is amazing
I’ll tell you, my friends are not melting,
I became very fast
The shirt is small on me.
My trousers also became small
Changed the wardrobe floor
Spouse knows how to cook,
Already eat, no strength.
But I won’t hurt her, believe me
I’ll eat every little thing
Yesterday there were pasties,
That I boast to everyone here ...
Well, and you, so that they were in shape,
To in the morning, sometimes,
They always did exercises
You have a gift from me! (Oatmeal. Glue a piece of paper on a bag of porridge: “It gives a boost of vigor and strength” or “For the form of the whole family”).
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And also, for you tips,
Friends have prepared
We’ll read them quickly now,
And then, it's time for us to drink!
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If you need to pack up,
And go to the holiday for you,
You try a little bit
Put on clean socks!
Give a compliment to your spouse,
Do not forget to comb
Iron your shirt
And to the wife something!
Rare comic wedding greetings funny with handing money
I want to give you money
Not a bag or even a bunch.
The bank account is also by.
Here is the option I will announce:
You ... your family portrait, mind you
It is real money, you know.
But please, even in difficult times ...
You ... don’t pick it!
Keep your nose up like a ruble
And don’t frown like that, your pennies.
On the top ten smile shine
With a jubilee coin at the neck.
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Let in the winter or in the summer
I remind you of this
You have to do sports
And of course, be tempered!
Two of you - and two skis
So go on to their fate!
On a rich road
Stick here a little
Where is the bill, where are the two!
Money sticks to you everywhere!
So that the snowdrifts of coins,
So that all signs of wealth
Do not drive, do not pass
Money swept your way!
Well, you enjoy
Yes, ski here!
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Hey guys feel free
Get ready soon!
We will replenish the budget
We have been with you for many years!
Wash your money
But there are many and hardly
To have time to drain them,
Yes, hang, place!
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Tricks with a budget
Yes, now about it!
We will be the public, we are very
Cool to surprise!
Watch your hands
Ears and feet:
Your budget is everywhere
We will get it!
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I, as the author of this book
I won’t show you a fig,
Neither the dollar nor the euro,
But I’ll tell you boldly:
Read this book,
What to spend - know!
And you want to save!
And give the grandchildren ... so be it.
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Here is a piece of paper for every day!
So my husband could spend
So the wife could spend.
Enough money for the family!
Tear off and spend it soon
But no more than a leaf per day!
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Vivat, newlyweds!
May there be tons of happiness
Revenues in millionths
And you are always in love.
Things are always successful
The problems are all ordinary-looking,
Success is indecent
And happiness is enchanting.
Let health grow stronger
Let the feelings grow
And joy blooms
And the ancestors do not interfere!
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I wish you understanding
Many bright, long years,
May the wishes come true
And love gives you light!
Let life not pester you,
Let things succeed!
May your marriage only flourish
In the house, let the kids laugh!
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Congratulations on a wonderful day!
May fate bring happiness
Life may change for the better
And pour a lot of money.
Will give good luck two cars,
Kindness and laughter tons
May you be lucky in everything:
Every day and all year round!
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Love sparkled and sparkled
Today it has turned into a wedding.
Walk along life together.
Love and take care of each other.
Like two halves of a whole
Give birth to a son - beautiful, courageous.
You shouldn’t forget about your daughter either,
No wonder the bed is valued in the house.
Do not be afraid of booties, soothers, diapers -
Give birth to boys, give birth to girls.
All my life to be around
All my life - to be together
We all wish the bride and groom!
Love may shine on your family
At the wedding, silver and gold.
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Today the main thing at the wedding is not to get drunk,
Don't marry strangers
And you can’t plunge into the jellied face,
In a strange apartment in the morning do not wake up,
By chance, my mother-in-law didn’t call mom
Then kapets in general to your family,
And, for the rest, let everything be fine,
And waiting for great happiness in personal life!
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You can give money
Case also entrust
You follow the profit
Promotions do not miss!
Here's the problem - business to you
And an increase in money!
Congratulations to the newlyweds in their own words
I congratulate you on your wedding day and sincerely wish you endless family happiness, sincere understanding, unquenchable love and stable well-being in the house.
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Congratulations on the wedding! Let your family life be long, happy, cloudless, rich in pleasant events, children's laughter, tenderness and love!
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Congratulations on your wedding day. May your joint path be easy and happy, may your family live in prosperity, happiness and love.
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Congratulations! Protect love, keep understanding, give happiness and smile! Let this day be remembered for many years!
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I congratulate you on your wedding day and wish you your life together is filled with bright memories, happy stories, good moments and wonderful family holidays.
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I wish you always to go: foot to foot, hand in hand and soul to soul. Respect and value each other, warm your hearts with fiery love. Happy wedding!
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I sincerely congratulate you on your wedding day. I wish you live in complete harmony and peace. Let every day of your life together turn into a wonderful fairy tale and a happy story.
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Congratulations, young ones! Let it be “bitter-bitter” today, and on the other days of your long married life — sweet-sweet. I wish you to be a happy married couple and create a wonderful strong family with prankish children. May luck always smile at you, may there be peace and grace in your home.
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Congratulations on the wonderful event of your life - the wedding! Let this magical and fabulous day become the happiest memory and the beginning of something amazing in life!
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Congratulations! Protect love, keep fidelity to each other, warmth and care. May the family be strong and grow, replenishing this world with beautiful kids!
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I congratulate you on your wedding day and from the bottom of my heart I wish you to live a happy, prosperous, kind, cheerful, beautiful, successful, fulfilling, full and fulfilling life together.
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Congratulations on your wedding day and wish you happy sunrises, fun family stories and cozy warm evenings.
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