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Original wedding greetings
All you guys got it
After all, they have become a wife and husband.
And for her husband: no partying,
A rare but funny booze
Start saving your stash
Forget the cool car.
What did you want yourself for many years -
Sorry, there’s no money for that.
For the wife: borsch and meat,
In the summer - for the winter stocks.
And all year - socks, socks ...
(So as not to die with longing).
What? Are not afraid?
And rally even stronger?
So you found each other,
Best spouse with spouse.
The family house will be bright,
There’s an excellent way between you,
Your main success will be -
Loud, sonorous children's laughter.
* * *
Today, the guest at the wedding is me,
Friends are getting married today.
I'm not a fan of red phrases,
My order will be concrete.
Take care of the bride and groom.
Buy boots for the winter,
For the summer - a bright sundress ...
Well, in general, you know the list yourself.
Don't mind your wife -
Everything will only double.
Her objections are tryn grass.
Wife - she is always right.
Less must be promised
And then you have to perform.
Do not forget about compliments
And about the "special" moments.
Now I’ll tell you, bride.
Together with your beloved, you are not close.
Swear to endure him always
Although it will be difficult sometimes.
Make a delicious dinner with love
I will come to eat for you!
Just kidding! Of course, for the husband.
He is well fed and more obedient.
And be patient, mother,
Collect socks
And if he drinks more than the norm,
Do not send to addresses.
That will be it, my advice,
Although there is no advice in love.
And if you fight, put up.
Go to bed only after making peace.
And let the years fly forward.
Are you married? So forever.
There were a lot of words!
What is missing? Bitterly!
* * *
I congratulate you on your wedding day,
I wish to live to an old age.
Together you turn gray, go bald,
Go to the store, groan.
In general, live happily
And you love each other!
* * *
That's all: goodbye, freedom!
Ringed Now
Now the total revenue,
The ceiling and the table and the door.
I wish you, spouses:
Be happy always
To miss each other
Well, never together.
So that love prevails
Life was all syrup
Everything was decided without scandal,
Without taking a “rolling pin in the forehead”!
* * *
Our mandate is simple today:
First and foremost -
Let love reign in the family
Tender and glorious.
And the second - let the wife
Biceps shakes
And from the long-legged ladies
Husband protects.
Third: we wish the husband
Personal achievements,
To make mammoths home
He brought decent ones.
To have something to eat
With black caviar
For guests to come
In a friendly crowd.
Well, we wish you children,
Strong and desirable.
Yes! Ring to be friends
With a ring finger.
* * *
This day is happy, bright
We want to wish you
Live a strong family,
Once decided to create!
So in joy, not in grief
All of you divided in half,
So that not in poverty - in wealth
You would love each other!
And over time, housework
They began to spank someone’s legs,
And happily twittering
Two, or better, crumbs.
So that on holidays and on weekdays
It was a joy to be near you,
So that everything you dream about
Together - certainly came true,
To make it all right
And with money, and not only
So that it’s always sweet for you,
Well, today it’s bitter!
* * *
So you found each other,
They became husband and wife.
Be happy spouses
And accept my advice.
Be the groom obedient in everything,
Never argue with your wife.
After all, a man in the house is needed
Strong, strong, business.
You be calm bride
So that without swearing and fighting.
Be sexy and slim
Make your marriage strong!
Never give up
Go hand in hand.
Have fun
And you take care of your family!
* * *
Congratulations on a happy day!
May you be lucky in everything
There will be a house in the Caribbean
And a big currency account.
Let diamonds and sapphires
Swell in your ears
Beloved - and beloved
Will live like a padish.
We have done a lot
You have to accept everything:
We have set a task for you -
You carry it out!
* * *
Happy wedding day from the heart, friends,
I want to quickly congratulate me!
And you, I see, are not cowards at all,
Since love has sealed bonds!
Well, get ready to live together:
And you, the bridegroom, and you, the bride!
Oh how much ahead of you
Different tasks, all kinds of hassle!
The bride is waiting for you, cooking
As well as washing and cleaning,
And the eternal struggle with socks
What a husband scattered under his feet!
But you, groom, do not relax
And do not lie on the couch!
Better go to the store
And buy dresses with a fur coat,
To beautiful wife
She was completely flattered!
And sometimes she’s grumpy,
But yours, but loved!
I wish you much happiness
And do not look around!
Live without looking at anything
In love, prosperity, peace, fret!
* * *
We have fun today
And the fun has no end
Because you put on
Engagement two rings.
Clear that a good deed
"Marriage" is unlikely to be called,
Therefore, I will tell you boldly
What a family is a joint work!
You have to feel each other
Silence somewhere
Or, if you can’t do it,
The right word to say.
Mother-in-law to smile gently
(Better call mom)
And admire the mother-in-law
And try to please.
So I’ll say guys
You "hit" forever!
But since there is love to shiver
The rest is nonsense.
There will certainly be happiness
There will be a strong family
If together you will pass
Difficulties from A to Z.
* * *
Hymen did not eat, did not sleep -
Forged marriage ties
He tried, he groaned
I wanted to please you!
To marital your union
Distinguished by the strength of the bonds
Hymen, the family god
Bother as he could!
In the marriage alloy he put
And patience and strength
A lot of joy and happiness
Understanding, participation.
And also - hopes, faiths
And trust is beyond measure,
Joint plans and works,
The adventures are interesting.
Laid bright moments
And the nights added hot
And doubt and excitement
Kisses, awards!
The zealous god interfered
In the bonds of marriage all that he could,
And, as the destiny requires,
I put these bonds on you!
On this day and at this hour
Your family was born -
Young, united
Newly made!
I wish you happiness and long years,
May love reign, advice
And let them not be a burden to you
God Hymen's bonds!
* * *
May your dreams be calm
And evenings are always tender
Beautiful days and nights are starry
Full of magical silence.
* * *
May actions be wise
May decisions be firm
Let only jokes help
Solve all the equations in the family.
Understand each other in everything,
In word and deed, help live.
After all, the two are much easier
Everyday life turn into a fairy tale!
Beautiful comic wedding greetings
Congratulations on your wedding day.
And I want to wish
You second half
Entirely perceive.
Convert "plus" to "minus"
Never succeed
The important thing is to decide
The neck of who, who is the head.
I also wish a wedding
You often recall
So that anyone in life is “bitter”
Kiss to fix!
* * *
We want to wish you
Become a friendly family
Give birth to the kids soon,
With them, relax on the sea,
In the mountains with them and on a hike.
Happiness is a hundred years ahead!
To live without quarrels, misunderstandings -
Here is a task from us.
And love to keep each other
Let the district envy!
There will be endless joy
And wealth will be eternal!
* * *
Listen for two minutes
A wedding is not a joke to you,
Congratulations, accept
And then wait for the gifts.
All guests, of course, are clear -
Gathered here in vain
Everyone wants to see
How will they drink and sing,
How will they kiss here
And smile at each other -
Both friends and relatives.
And, of course, Young.
I give you potatoes -
Wait a year Antoshka.
Kiss a couple on the cheeks
So that more daughters were born.
So that the groom was well done,
Here is a big cucumber for you,
And so that it’s hot in bed,
From me to you - a crock-pot.
Happiness and love without measure
And hope and faith.
Live together for a century
And cherish each other.
* * *
Vivat, newlyweds!
May there be tons of happiness
Revenues in millionths
And you are always in love.
Things are always successful
The problems are all ordinary-looking,
Success is indecent
And happiness is enchanting.
Health grow stronger
Let the feelings grow
And joy blooms
And the ancestors do not interfere!
* * *
I wish you understanding
Many bright, long years,
May wishes come true
And love gives you light!
Let life not pester you,
Let things succeed!
May your marriage only flourish
In the house, let the kids laugh!
* * *
Congratulations on a wonderful day!
May fate bring happiness
Life may change for the better
And pour a lot of money.
Will give good luck two cars,
Kindness and laughter tons
May you be lucky in everything:
Every day and all year round!
* * *
Love sparkled and sparkled
Today it has turned into a wedding.
Walk along life together.
Love and take care of each other.
Like two halves of a whole
Give birth to a son - beautiful, courageous.
You shouldn’t forget about your daughter either,
No wonder the bed is valued in the house.
Do not be afraid of booties, soothers, diapers -
Give birth to boys, give birth to girls.
All my life to be around
All my life - to be together
We all wish the bride and groom!
Love may shine on your family
At the wedding, silver and gold.
* * *
Today the main thing at the wedding is not to get drunk,
Don't marry strangers
And you can’t plunge into the jellied face,
In a strange apartment in the morning do not wake up,
By chance, my mother-in-law didn’t call mom
Then kapets in general to your family,
And, for the rest, let everything be fine,
And waiting for great happiness in personal life!
* * *
You with the wedding, young,
Bitterly, relatives shout to you,
Let everything be smooth in the family,
Cute, joyful and sweet!
So that my wife doesn’t
Loved and loved
My husband didn’t walk with friends,
Kissed and helped!
To quarrel and care
Didn’t bother you
So that the union will amuse you
And burned with love!
* * *
In family life, everyone is more important
Role allocation:
Wife's salary in the house to wear,
And my husband sometimes chastise
For the fact that the salt was too salted
And for a long time he had a neighbor.
My husband needs the house to shine
Comfort and dinner on the table.
And so he did not blame the wife
For the fact that for a long time there is no home.
But jokes aside
And I want to wish you:
So you live in romance
And grief you do not know!
No matter what tests
Fate has not thrown
Go through life together
Caring and loving!
* * *
Our dear couple,
We hasten to wish you
Make life sweet, sweet
Lots to give birth to guys!
Harmonies to you, laughter and smiles,
So that before the wedding, golden
You lived only in happiness
Becoming a luxurious family!
Whatever it takes
You halved
So that happiness is near
So that you live well!
* * *
I wish you on your wedding day
So that the welcome guests visit the house,
So that you revel in the fun with success,
So that even melancholy choked with laughter.
So that there are no quarrels and other surplus,
* * *
Live beautifully, live richly -
Once you are given to each other forever!
Let the salary be bottomless,
May the outfits of the wife be beautiful!
Let the kids rush around the house in a crowd -
After all, it's time to continue the race!
Then enjoy your fate with might and main,
There will be an opportunity to take another walk.
May only affection live between you
Dishes do not break, salt does not pour.
In short, we help you with words,
And your concern is advice and love
Rare cool wedding greetings
To become happy in life
Gotta smile
Daily and always
Passion to give, to fall in love.
Do not swear, do not be sad
Share worries
And try to add
Storks work!
* * *
I wish a young family
Gifts to receive with cu,
Live peacefully without a mortgage,
And so that love is forever.
You live without quarrels and fights,
Let this marriage succeed.
Kids - at least three
To entertain you two.
* * *
To the melodic clink of glasses
To the cries of "Bitter!", The laughter of friends
We wish you courageously and successfully
Open the door to family life.
Let love be to your aid
On a difficult life path.
Manage tenderness, respect
Through the years proudly carry.
Let the prosperity be in the house,
Sounds the fervent laughter of children.
Appreciate every moment
The family rear is the most important thing.
* * *
Happy wedding day of the bride and groom
We hurry to congratulate you soon!
Let life be a solid fiesta
May the stork bring the children.
A man, a whole family of support,
Love your wife and respect.
And if you can, without reproach
Let her go for shopping.
Wife, be wise and tolerant.
Believe in your husband and don’t be angry,
That he is obsessed with football
But reliable, not lazy.
So be happy, dear!
And let the light do not fade love.
You are united in heaven
For many, many, many years.
* * *
A miracle happens on this day
On this day a family is being created.
I won’t torment you by notation,
But I will tell you parting words:
Let the wife remain beautiful
And the mistress is excellent, moreover,
Well, the husband is famous for his efficiency -
Will be able to grow a tree, a son and a house.
Stay forever in love
As in this joyful moment of his.
Happiness is pure forever inspired
Like the heroes of fairy tale books.
* * *
Clinking glasses, sparkle rings
Legal marriage is the crown of love.
Were a couple you are simple,
And today - a husband and wife.
Ties of Hymen
They tied you up - that's for sure.
Mendelssohn burst into a waltz -
We came to congratulate you.
We wish the young happy
And patience and fate
To late gray hair
In life, you go together.
Together, what does that mean?
Sharing troubles and good luck.
Even if you scold,
To go to bed together.
Ride together,
Together to swing a little ball.
But the money, those alas -
Everyone should be with his wife!
Don't waste your time:
Create family comfort.
Love, rejoice, do,
Confessions of a gentle whisper.
And the gene pool to come in handy,
The Lord told us all to be fruitful.
May the son be broad-shouldered,
And we’ll provide a stroller!
* * *
Let me in poetry, not prose
(For the rhyme, Pushkin, brother, I'm sorry!),
Raising this low-dose goblet,
Pronounce a short toast.
Honestly, the truth is only:
Is there a fun holiday in the world?
But for some reason it’s very bitter
And with every moment everything is bitter!
* * *
Congratulations on your wedding
And I wish from the bottom of my heart
For any questions get along,
Do not swear for pennies.
Do not drive the spouse with a rolling pin,
And do not drive your spouse,
Do not fight with pans,
And accept gifts!
* * *
Congratulations on your wedding,
I wish you live fun.
To blush in old age,
From how you knew how to weird.
So that when sclerosis comes up,
More fun you healed.
To every day in love
Together you lived up to a hundred years.
To bring the kids to you,
Stork in its beak a whole cart.
So that prosperity is in everything
All ailments were nothing.
So that the tablecloth is full,
Shout to you together - Bitter!
* * *
Congratulations on legal marriage.
Love, health, only happiness
I wish you today
Live for many, many years in harmony.
Mutual assistance, patience,
So that you do not completely bite your life.
Catch wonderful moments
And run away from insults.
Cheating and jealousy do not know.
Daughters, sons will be born -
You bring them up with dignity,
And let your family grow stronger.
Do not know I wish you ailments
Needs and envy do not know.
And gently for each other’s hands,
Like this day, always keep!
* * *
Congratulations on this miracle!
You are now one family.
There will be no loneliness
There will be mountains of linen.
I wish you together, amicably
Iron, clean and wash,
If you need some rest -
Only fall asleep together.
Pies, borscht pan,
Common house, common life -
If you take a chance together,
So, it’s sure to be happy!
* * *
Congratulations, young ones!
I wish you a sea of happiness
Mountains of joy are great
And not a bit of bad weather.
Oceans of magical feelings
Rivers of tenderness, love,
A whole pond of gentle hugs -
Just have time, swim!
Let no sadness knock in the heart -
Heart is busy with each other
For each other, you are examples,
Now you are a spouse with a spouse!
Short greetings for the newlyweds in their own words
I heartily congratulate you on the day of legal possession of each other. I wish you, honey, a lot of money in the family budget, strong hugs and passionate kisses, good people on a joint path and long-lasting happiness for you forever and ever.
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Congratulations, now you are ringed. I wish to bring these handcuffs of marriage to the end of my days and keep a sincere smile on my face, and not a twitching eye, good health, and not a mental breakdown, the extraordinary beauty of body and soul, and not a disheveled and tired look. Live happy birds, flying high in dreams and happiness, and may you soon have wonderful chicks.
* * *
Congratulations, risky guys, because getting married is a risk. But in your case, I can state with full confidence that this risk will turn into absolute happiness. I wish you always, and even after 100 years, to remain in love with each other, like Romeo and Juliet, and also to remain driving guys like Bonnie and Clyde.
* * *
Connecting your lives is a great deed! Now there is someone to rejoice with, who to make important decisions with, who to care for and who to take care of. We rejoice for your happiness, because the family is a small wonderful island in the ocean of life. May God protect you, may you be happy in marriage, may you always be well with each other, and of course - Bitter!
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Dear newlyweds! Our life consists of many small things and a variety of life situations. Life is a series of different, bright and cloudy days, and it is only on your prudence and consent that its calm and well-being depends. So let everyday trifles not spoil the main thing - your happiness and joy. For your happiness, newlyweds!
* * *
We wish you such an amazing love on your wedding day that will understand the female logic, forgive men's stupidities and acquire childish pranks!
* * *
Is everyone here familiar with the commandments of the feast? Let's remember them! First, sobering at a wedding is a spy, and being at a wedding and being sober is a sin. Secondly: you can drink a little, but you need to drink everything. And thirdly, those who enjoy a good meal will remember well. Raise the glasses for these proven commandments, and swear to never break them, never, in the name of happiness of the newlyweds!
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Our dear, dear, beloved children, congratulations on your wedding day. We wish you peace and prosperity, fidelity and love, happiness and good luck. May your family become stronger and stronger every day, may understanding and respect always triumph in your house, may your joint path never diverge and lead constantly to joint success.
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Dear children, we congratulate you on your wedding day. We wish you to love, value, protect each other, we wish you never to lose the key to family happiness and always remain faithful, caring spouses, whose house is warm, cozy, joyful and good.
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Our dear children! I want to congratulate you on a momentous moment that will change all your subsequent fate! Let your life be based only on a tender relationship to each other, respect and prudence.Be always faithful support to your soul mate and do not forget that our house is always open for you! Happy wedding day, our dears!
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With all their heart, parents always wish their children only prosperity and good. Today, on the day of your wedding, our dear ones, we are sincerely happy for you and wish to go a long joint road, build an impenetrable fortress of your family, make each other happy people and give your children a wonderful life.
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Our dear children, on this solemn day we want to wish you love for many years to come, which no trials and difficulties can destroy, let the fire burn brightly in your family hearth, appreciate and take care of each other. We want your house to always be a full bowl, for healthy and beautiful children to grow in it, for love and harmony to live there.
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