Quotes of Faina Ranevskaya 30 famous phrases, funny, best

All my life I swam in the toilet with a butterfly style.
We were accustomed to single-celled words, scanty thoughts, play after this Ostrovsky!
Horseradish, based on the opinions of others, provides a calm and happy life.
Under the most beautiful tail of the peacock hides the most common chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.
I’m like eggs: I’m participating, but I don’t enter.
Why are all fools such women?
Do you know what it is to act in films? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and there they will lead an excursion.
Life is a long leap from n * to the grave.
I’m like an old palm tree at the station - nobody needs it, but I feel sorry for throwing it away.
For the actress, there are no benefits if it is necessary for the role.
When I begin to write my memoirs, then the phrases: “I was born in the family of a poor oilman ...”, nothing works out for me.
In order to gain recognition, one must even die.
Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism - this is not a perversion. There are actually only two perversions: field hockey and ice ballet.
Beautiful people also shit.
I hate you. Everywhere I go, everyone looks around and says: “Look, this is Mulia, don’t make me nervous, she’s coming.”
Everyone is free to dispose of his ass, as he wants. Therefore, I raise my own and y ** t.
I get letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!"
If you marry, then you will understand what happiness is. But it will be too late.
- If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, then she understands that
“You will not believe it, Faina Georgievna, but no one has kissed me yet, except the groom.” “Are you bragging, dear, or are you complaining?”
If a woman walks with her head bowed, she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly raised, she has a lover! If a woman holds her head straight - she has a lover! And anyway - if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!
The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman creates a heroine mother. The union of a stupid woman and a smart man gives birth to a single mother. The union of a smart woman and a stupid man creates an ordinary family. The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to a light flirt.
A real man is a man who remembers the woman’s birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman’s birthday but knows exactly how old she is is her husband.
Most of all in my life I loved falling in love.
How I envy the brainless.
Life passes and does not bow, like an angry neighbor.
As life slipped through, I never even heard the nightingales sing.
In a wedding dress, every woman resembles the Virgin Mary. An expression of extreme innocence appears on the face.
Women die later than men because they are always late.
It is better to be a good person swearing obscenities than a quiet, well-educated creature.