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Nothing changes if nothing is changed ...
One person, one phrase and a whole mood.
Love those who draw a smile on your face.
To part with a person is five seconds of business, and in order to part with thoughts of him, maybe five years is not enough.
Everything has its sunset ... and only the night ends with the dawn.
When interacting with people, remember three rules: - you did not create them like that, - you do not judge them, - you do not remake them.
We ourselves come up with problems, barriers, complexes and frameworks, free yourself - breathe life and understand that you can do anything.
Resentment will leave, trust will not return.
Do not regret the time you spend alone. Pity about the time you spend not with the one you would like to.
After rain, rainbow always comes, after tears - happiness.
His happiness ... must be held tight. And people ... rarely show it ...
Do not be sad! Life loves to darken in order to then shine brighter with its bright side!
Whatever happens happens on time.
The best road is the one that leads home.
Appreciate what you have. Now. Beside. And never think, "maybe." It may not be.
To love is to give someone the opportunity to destroy you, but to believe that he will not use it.
Sometimes we just need to come to terms with the fact that life does not always work out as we want.
And no one will know how sad at night the soul is, which laughs during the day.
Sometimes one day spent in other places gives more than ten years of living at home.
For me, everyone who hits below the waist is a dwarf!
God bless my Children! May their path be even. And let not riches share the riches, but give them a lot of Health!
I want my daughter to be able to put dots where I put commas ...
If you write love notes on hundred-dollar bills - this is not an offer, but a call for cooperation.
Russian woman is strong and powerful !!! A dunghill flies away instantly. He’ll make porridge, he’ll take away the mess ... And if he gets drunk, he’ll fill the snout!
If I am a man’s blacklist, then I am his weakness; if I’m on the woman’s blacklist, then I envy her.
I don’t care that I am a grandfather, but it doesn’t care that I am married to my grandmother.
You wanted an easy adventure - I pretended to be an adventure. I absolutely assured you that I was no exception. You wanted me to be frivolous - And I thought ... so easily ... Well, the fact that now I am dying - You do not know ... You are far away ...
Of the insects, I respect only the mantis female, well done woman! Loved, seduced, ate, forgot
I sincerely love those who love me!
The best friend is mom. She never envies, does not wish for bad. And in her eyes sparkles of love and pride for her child!
And what ... modesty paints a person ... in gray color.
Someone has a princess on a pea, and I have a prince on beans ...
Only a gift without a reason - a real gift!
In our family, everything is in balance, my wife and I go to the store one by one, so one day we drink, the other we eat
How are you feeling? The letter "X" ... good, good.
Pre-registration for resuscitation 6 months before the loss of heart rate.
I know: my world will not die without you, it will only become much poorer. And I believe that the path leading to happiness will not pass by me!
The man of my dreams is found. Thanks to all. Everybody's Free.
Everything went according to plan, but something happened, and life has changed dramatically. Now I do not want to be alone. I wanna be with you.
Only having lost - we will begin to appreciate, only being late - we learn to hurry, only not loving - you can let go, only after seeing death - learn to live ....
Honey, stay home. Do cleaning, washing, ironing, cooking. As long as you are my wife, you will not work.
And in your company, there is a dude who “I don’t drink!” Therefore does not fall for a beer and then eats all squids / shrimps / fish?
If you don’t kiss in time, you can forever remain friends ...
You are like a drug ... when you are not there, I am brittle, but when you are near I am afraid to die from an overdose ...
It is never too late ... Sometimes it’s not necessary anymore.
I’m not jealous of the former! I was taught old things to give to the needy.
Love runs away from those who chase after it, And to those who run away, throws itself around the neck.
Even toilet bowls rejoice in the New Year - when you still see so many beautiful faces!
If a woman does not give up, she wins; if she gives up, she dictates the conditions to the winner.
Once again, I just realized one simple thing: you don’t need to get so attached to people, sooner or later they leave ... and it becomes unbearably painful
What an advertisement! Here is the “Vest. Better for a man NO "... Fools! It’s better for a man - YES!
Never try to be irreplaceable!
Flowers ... Sweets ... Cinema ... Restaurants ... Expensive gifts ... - this is not happiness, believe me ... Happiness is just to snuggle up to someone who is dear ... and understand that you are not alone ... ... .. they love and trust you!
Run - don’t run, but you won’t run away from happiness. It will overtake you, make you buy a ring and drag it to the registry office!
Now I have only one desire: to climb under his shirt with cold hands and snuggle ...
The little daughter came to her father, and asked the little one: “2 strips - is it good?” Dad became ill ...
Men remember! from frequent hole changes, any nail will bend
If you hear oohs, sighs, intermittent breathing ... Open your eyes, stand up and give the old woman a place in the transport!
Soooo ... Married ... Gave birth to children ... What else to do?
Life is great and delightful ... If you take it in advance.
Lord, I pray, give me: wisdom - to understand a man; love - to forgive him, and patience for his moods. But I don’t ask for strength, otherwise I’ll beat him nafig ....
The question “What's New?” Infuriates me from people who are not particularly aware of what I had old!
Dignity dropped, pretend not to drop. Picked up, shook off and went on.
People may forget what you said. They may forget what you did. But they will never forget what you made them feel.
Darling, do you remember you went fishing? ... Yes, but what? ... Your pike called, said it had caviar!
When viewing a stranger’s page by his status, one can assess: literacy level, sense of humor, interests, and sometimes mental illness ... I was already scared what you thought about me now
I’m not looking for anything ... I found what I need ... What I could lose ... What remains is what is important.
Why doesn't a blonde wet her hair before washing? - Because there are words on the shampoo - "For dry hair."
The eternal problem of women: in the summer it seems that you have a dofiga of winter clothes, in winter - summer clothes, but there’s nothing to wear anyway!
I do not have a soulmate, but I have awesome friends.
From online Vkontakte wonderful eyes look at me.
No, I'm not a lazy person, just a sofa took my photo, went to the fortuneteller and made a love spell.
I have everything ... except your post on the VKontakte wall ...
Why do Odnoklassniki write which of their friends will celebrate their birthday tomorrow, and where and at what time - they don’t write?
A woman only then believes the word “love” when it is said quietly and simply.
Men's logic: so what in a quilted jacket, boots and earflaps - but it’s warm. Women's logic: so what, that the ass and legs froze, but it’s beautiful!
Tough guys drive a Mercedes, others drive a Lexus. And I bought a tank!
My statuses are not episodes from my life, they are just inscriptions on the fence ... Are you used to believe all the inscriptions written on the fence or the wall?
It is very difficult for beautiful girls to have a good reputation. They are always spoken of badly out of envy ...
Oh, the soul asks for a holiday! What will you do with her, have to walk ...