Statuses about yourself 80 new expressions for VK, Instagram, beautiful

I am not an artist, but I draw my dreams. I am not a writer, but I am writing my book of life.
I'm smart, though not like.
I can’t stand it when they expect something from me. I immediately have a desire to do the opposite.
Vaguely, deep down, we know who we really are. This caused the grief of our soul: we are not what we would like to be.
Declare me as any instrument you want, you can upset me, but you can’t play on me.
What can be added to my unwritten beauty ... Is that a monstrous modesty!
Nobody resembles me and I am nobody, therefore advising me this or that is pointless.
Character is the most important component of beauty.
“Of course, I have bad days, but then I remember what a sweet smile I have.”
I am gentle nature and painfully react to nerds. I can not imagine what to do with them if they are going to more than one.
I'm waiting. It's easy for me to be patient and not rush things. I can say: “I don’t care”, moreover, I can believe in it.
Be yourself. All other places are already taken.
I'd rather regret what I did than what I did not. That's why I try to grab at every opportunity.
There are things that I never lie about: that I love or miss you. Trite, but they, really, few have heard from me.
We are so used to wearing masks in front of others, that in the end we began to wear masks even in front of us.
First: I'm good! Secondly: Enough of the fact that "firstly"!
Everyone has a couple: the girl’s boyfriend, the wife’s husband, and I have a phone.
Busy in the evening! Mom does not need a son-in-law! Phone lost! There is no home! I don’t drink coffee! .. You won’t be surprised by the machine.
I do not need a psychologist, give a better machine.
Found me darling? Now try, hide ...
I say what I think, therefore I am silent
I walk through life as I walk comfortably ...
My problem is that I, unfortunately, forgive everything too quickly.
Sweet ... As a child I was dropped into syrup
That is my life. So you know, I feel both cheerful and sad, I don’t understand how this is possible.
I breathe - and, therefore, I love! I love - and, therefore, I live!
I do not want anything. After all, as soon as you stop wanting something, it goes into your own hands. This is an axiom.
It’s normal not to understand yourself.
I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want!
Everything that you see in me is not mine, it is yours. Mine is what I see in you.
I’m never angry at anyone. Not a single person can do anything that deserves such my reaction. People get angry when you feel that their actions are important. I haven’t felt anything like this for a long time.
Over time, you begin to regret all your sins committed, and a few more that you have not committed.
If anyone here and will arrange tantrums, it's me!
I do not want anything. After all, as soon as you stop wanting something, it goes into your own hands. This is an axiom.
Nothing to regret. I'm imperfect, and if everyone finds out about my mistakes - it's even good.
I am easily satisfied with the best.
Only empty people know themselves.
You see my clothes, but not my soul. You know my name, but not my story. The saddest thing is that you have enough.
I am not a gift, and I know that! But I'm a surprise!
If you do not fit into the circle of smokers and drinkers, then you are not all! You are a person who has willpower, opinion and your own principles, which under no circumstances will you violate even under someone’s pressure ..
The reason for our loneliness lies in ourselves ...
Even if everything is against me, this does not mean that the truth is on their side!
Many are crazy about me, but crazy people don’t attract me, I prefer sane men ...
I want to know who I am, because it's hard to figure it out ... I find it, I lose it again - it's impossible to stop ... But sometimes longing squeezes my heart to the blood ... After all, alas, I can’t imagine how I can do without love at all ...
Who is arrogant ?! I?! Yes, we, queens, women in general are simple!
To everyone who wants to show me what I am, I want to say: “Calm down, I myself know about all my virtues!
It’s good where I’m not ... Well, I’m just going there!
I am as I am and there is no need to climb to me!
I am surprised by people giving me advice. Is it really not clear that I live my own mind ?!
My erogenous zone is hands. As soon as large bills appear in them, I immediately get very excited and experience an incomparable sense of satisfaction!
I love only myself. I love only myself. I respect only myself. I protect only myself. I am sending all tries., Except myself. Not counting parents)
Sometimes a look at oneself is much more true than reflection in a mirror ...
In the evening, I think about the fact that I’m tired of my peace of mind, I imagine how I get up in the morning and begin life differently. It turned out to be just fine with him, so everything seems so monotonous.
You can talk a lot about me, but will there be truth among this? ...
A real man will never spoil the life of a beautiful girl, but only make her more comfortable and diverse.
I am angry, but zaya.
I’m my own mistress: I want - I condemn, I want - I provoke, but I also encourage so that others could not even dream ...
Nobody knows me more than I let myself know
Be smarter - live in a strange mind.
You need to love and appreciate yourself, otherwise others will also not attach special importance to your person.
I’m not lazy ... It’s just that the ancient Egyptian god of tranquility and pacification of the Tanunah guards me.
I do not meet. There is no telephone. Home is disabled. Busy in the evenings. There are no hours.
Are you worried that there is someone who likes him more than you? This is not a fact. More important, when you like yourself ... And the rest ... They will wait!
I'll tell you a little about myself,
Perhaps you have not yet found out ...
Sometimes, in verses I write between the lines,
Those who are not familiar will hardly read it.
I am one of those people who can search Yandex in Google and vice versa.
I spent all the money from the card on shopping ... I left it a little ... to my husband for valerian.
Yes, what would I ?! Stiletto heels? In a mini skirt! Over the fence? Easy!!!
My character is not the best, but the priest is cool.
I’m not used to flattering people in order to have many friends. Who is my man in life, and the one I will be needed.
To everyone discussing my shortcomings, I say with a smile: “Relax! They love me like that! ”
Life has given me a lot: I learned to lie so that I myself believe what I say.
A girl is like a child in a kindergarten, you won’t pick up on time, she’ll run away to play another sandbox ...
I wanted to spit on the black stripes of life ... We will whiten them !!!
There were none like me, no, and no more.
I do not want to be next or next - I am always the only one!
I do not know about you! And I have everything wonderful! Money, but there is always not enough money, I don’t have a mansion, there is no fireplace, I was not in Paris. But: the children are beautiful, healthy! The husband loves! Mom is alive! Life is Beautiful!
Sin is just a matter of choice ...
I can excite blood, but I can turn it into ice - I look at the mood.
Everything that I like is either expensive or already married ...
I do not need a status! I myself have a fun status!