Statuses about children 80 new expressions, quotes, sayings

Even the dullest room is decorated with children ... beautifully placed in the corners ...
Childhood is that happy time when you run out of the toilet at night and rejoice that you were not eaten.
Stripping a sleeping baby is like clearing a bomb. One sudden movement - minus 3 hours of sleep.
Childhood is when you can show your age on your fingers.
Do not be angry if your baby wakes you up at 3 a.m. Soon you will be glad that he is at home at this time ...
Only children will help you learn how much patience you have.
Children - this is a perpetual motion machine, jumper, runner, pusher, jumper, grabber and also a hug and kisser))
Mom is such an amazing creature that in 1 hour of a child’s sleep manages to complete the daily norm of housework.
Children in the kindergarten: - “The stork brought me” - “And they bought me in the store” - “And our family is not rich. Dad does everything himself ... "
The little boy looks at his one-year-old brother for a long time and attentively, chatting animatedly in one language that he understands, after which he asks his mother a question: “Mom, are you sure that he is Russian?”
Do you want your children to grow up healthy and obedient? Pediatricians recommend giving children a "little harness."
We dressed the child in the winter for a walk ... Fully dressed, wrapped up. Then the child claps his hands and says: OPANKA! Parents: what is it? Child: I want to poop))
In my opinion, all children have one goal - to bring others to ... bring to anything, the main thing is to bring.
Wife - to husband: Do you see this person in the photo? Husband: Yes. Wife: At 6 pm you will pick him up from kindergarten!
A cheerfully laughing girl was born in the maternity hospital who was holding something in her fist! When the doctors opened the cam - they saw a birth control pill))
I made a riddle to my son - she’s losing weight, now getting fat, she votes for the whole house (accordion), to which he replied: “It's you, mommy”
I look small, five years old, gaining something in a search engine. I come up, read: How to quit kindergarten?
This is now hair extensions, eyelashes ... And in childhood you attach a bow to your head and that's it - beautiful !!!
When the father-programmer had two sons, he did not think for a long time, he simply named them the eldest, New son (1), and the younger, New son (2).
Note in the morning on the table: “Victor! I do not have time, take the children after work from the kindergarten! Don’t worry, they will recognize you and will approach you! ”
The children that the stork brings are much smarter than those found in the cabbage. Because those found in cabbage were dropped by a stork.
Women love men, men love children and children love hamsters, and only hamsters love nobody !!!
Children of policemen in rural health camps do not smear each other with toothpaste, but are surrounded by chalk.
- Tell me, do you have children? - Not. “But the passport says what is.” “These are not children, these are parasites.”
And the best part is when young children look at you with admiration, imagining that they will grow up and become the same.
Everyone has children like children! Well, they ask in the store who is a toy, who is chupa-chups ... And mine? Quietly so, to the whole store: “Mom, buy some bread ...” Disgraced ...
Young children do not think about their appearance, do what they want and at the same time look natural and beautiful ...
The kitten will grow up as a cat, the mouse will turn into a mouse, and only for the mother is the native child forever a baby !!!
Children are flowers of life.Got a bouquet - give it to your grandmother!
Thank you, Lord, for every moment In which my children are near, And I ask, You keep them, They are dearer than everyone in the world, Only life is important next to them, Without them it is worthless. Thank you for not being alone, And my angels are with me.
All the joy of life fits in the smile of a child!
Each has its own idea of "Miracle." But only one “miracle” is able to call you dad and mom ...
A baby is a being that you carry within yourself for 9 months,
On hand - 3 years,
And in your heart - until you die yourself.
Our happiness is our children! It’s better that they don’t exist in the world, Like butterflies fly, They fill our lives with meaning! Without children, not life, but boredom. There is no warmth and no comfort, No fun, no fire, There is no continuation of you ...
Children are the main joy in life !!! Everything else comes and goes
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child ...
The most precious treasure is my beloved child !!! ... Everything else is the little things in life !!
The biggest happiness in life is to see the smile of your child!
Do not spare time for children,
Look at the adults in them,
Stop quarreling and getting angry
Try to make friends with them.
Children are happiness, children are fairy tales
Children are sleepy eyes in the morning.
Children - this morning on the floor parquet
And mom has warm hands on her cheeks
Kids are a sweet dream, magic is everywhere
Fills the house with happiness - a small miracle !!!
Baby smiles are so cute!
So charmingly beautiful!
In this strange and dangerous world
Children are like saving the soul!
The child does not look like mom The child does not look like dad - an exact copy of an angel!
Children are happiness! Children are a joy!
Children are a breeze in life ...
They do not earn, this is not a reward.
By their grace, God gives adults!
Hand to palm, five fingers in a hug
You grow a little - you are mom's happiness
Hand to palm, five fingers in a hug
So here you are - mom's happiness !!!
- What is happiness? Where to buy it? - Happiness? .. No, you can’t buy it! You can only give birth to happiness!
Children are the brightest and purest phenomenon ... They come to our world to give warmth and tenderness, a sea of smiles, joy and happiness!
There are these flowers and flowers in the world - no one can replace them in the world, they are our joy and happiness, they always do wonders for us adults.
There is no one more confident in the sincerity of their love than a child.
Nowhere, in any city in the world, do stars shine so brightly as in the city of childhood.
What is the sweetest sweetness in the world? Sugar - I could once answer. Honey, marmalade, pastille and sorbet. Only now I understood the answer. Native baby smell of the crown that remains on our pillow, tender fingers and marigolds, ass, knees and elbows.
There is nothing more beautiful in the world than popping children.
Putting children to sleep is very simple: you just need to give them a drink, eat, pee and read books, sing a lullaby, say “Good night”, kiss, pat their back, tummy, lie in bed with them ... and fall asleep, before them!
Happiness is not money and not wealth, happiness is small, with short legs, a squeaky voice, a loud funny laugh and native eyes.
Any mother wondered: "How can I love another child as much, since the first one already occupies my whole heart?" When the second is born, you understand that just the heart becomes larger.
Children are an excellent cover to indulge in the unpretentious joys of life: jumping with a ball, splashing in the river, playing in snowballs, skating on sledges ... But they will grow up ... all hope for grandchildren!
It is proved by children - the posture of a dream does not affect its quality.
In the world there is nothing more beautiful and better than children !!!
Happiness certainly exists ... I know him very well ... I know his laughter, the color of his eyes, the size of his legs ... And every day she calls me mom !!! These are my own children!
Think before you do a bad deed. Behind you is a child who thinks that you are a hero to him!
A child gives birth to parents. One awkward movement and you are the father.
When everything around is amazing, nothing is surprising; this is childhood.
It's nice when you walk down the street or in the store you see a little child, you smile at him, and he smiles back at you. And the soul becomes warm.
A small child is the whole Universe, and it is so interesting to discover it, isn't it?
How to make a child exemplary? Just make him happy!
What is sincerity in the world? This is an ordinary children's smile!
I kiss the softly soft little hand, I barely touch my nose. My heart sank with love for my daughter, for me there is no better creature in the world!
The most expensive bracelet is a rubber tag on which the weight, height and time of the birth of your baby are written!
Children are cares, difficulties, screaming, noise, mess ... But when you approach the sleeping people, you straighten them in a blanket, kiss on the nose and cheeks, then you understand that this is real happiness.
There is someone in whose hands is my heart. Whose smile adorns my entire day. Whose laughter shines brighter for me than the sun. Whose happiness makes me happy. This is my daughter.
If toys are scattered around the house, wallpapers are tattered, you have to wash every day, all small items are taller than your height ... then HAPPINESS LIVES in the house!
A gentle face, each dash, snub nose sniffles ... Money, career - all this is unimportant, important - sleeping next to him.
All the children, when they were in kindergarten, according to anyone at that moment when they had lunch and brought porridge, they beat it with a spoon so that the porridge was flattened on a plate, but it looked beautiful.
My daughter and my son - they are all for me: they are my life, my heart, my soul and the most important reason why I breathe! I can not imagine life without them. I love my kids!
With the birth of children, order, money, peace and serenity disappear in the house ... And happiness appears.
Those who have not tried will not know what a baby is to pump. And inhaling its native smell, sweetly, sweetly, to press it against you. May fatigue, sleepless nights be given to us parents from above. Because there is a son or daughter ... Because children need us !!!
All the joy of life fits in the smile of a child!
The most valuable thing a woman can give to a man is a child.
The happiest woman in the world is, of course, a mother who has children.
A child needs your love most of all precisely when he least deserves it.
There is a pure-pure lake on earth, in which there is not a drop of lies and deception ... nor envy and hatred ... nor anger and regret. It is beautiful! When you look into its depths, happiness overwhelms you ... But it is very close ... in the eyes of your child !!!