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Original wedding greetings cool short and funny
Live a fun and friendly life.
Have everything you need in life
Keeping love holy law
Before your golden wedding.
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All the best to you in life and health,
Wealth, peace and warmth.
A family warmed by love
Always reliable and strong.
So that your union will be a joy only,
So that the children are near you
We, young people, will simply say:
Live together, in good time!
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Congratulations,
A particle of our heat.
We wish you good health,
Comfort, happiness and kindness.
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Let it never go out
Happy life dawn!
May you always be happy!
And today - it's bitter!
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We wish you to live without boredom
Happy friendly family
Until the day your grandchildren are you
Congratulations on your golden wedding!
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Wish you happiness,
Good luck,
I wish you fun and laughter in addition
I wish you health, I wish you enthusiasm,
The family does not have a drop of contention.
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We wish you the brightest, most cordial love,
So that your union is the most lasting and lasting,
May the feelings be more beautiful day by day
And your house will always be a full cup.
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We wish to live for many years,
It is true to love and be loved.
In life, anxiety and grief do not know -
This is what we want to wish you.
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Like in the old parable:
A boy is born - they plant poplar,
A girl is born - they plant a birch.
So let it be under the windows of your house
Birch grove and poplar alley grow.
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We want the music to sound
So that it would not be boring together.
Let there be twins for a start -
We’ll bring you a stroller.
We can wish you a lot,
But we repeat again and again:
And that’s what we want most importantly -
Advice to you, happiness and love.
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We wish you a life without a buckle
Do not worry for no reason
Always have a fun look
Forever not know where that hurts.
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Like the wings of a mountain eagle
Wife and husband in agreement are similar!
On the flap of one wing, an eagle cannot be lucky.
And these toast I wish
Love and happiness to the newlyweds!
And so that you have a successful flight through your whole life !!!
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Let everything come true, that dream,
Everything that pleased the eye.
For happiness to settle
In the house you can easily
So you do not drop
This is happiness on the fly
Forever saved
Tenderness, affection, warmth.
Beautiful wedding greetings funny funny
A magnificent wedding in full swing
Guests in a wedding frenzy,
This is the end of the tale ...
You will remember the mandate:
Wife respect husband
And do not scold idle!
Well, and a husband - to be with his wife
And do not run after another!
To live life like this
It’s necessary to moisten the letter!
And to finish it to the end,
Something must be sweetened!
Bitterly!
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Well, what to wish the bride and groom?
So that they are always and in everything they are together.
They slept together, ate, drank,
Children would be taken to kindergarten.
So that there was no quarrel even a reason!
The first to always let the man give way.
Love cherish trustingly, vigilantly.
And only at the wedding, let it be “Bitter! ".
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We want the music to sound
So that it would not be boring together.
Let there be twins for a start -
We’ll bring you a stroller.
We can wish you a lot,
But we repeat again and again:
And now, what’s most important -
Advice to you, happiness and love.
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Today, girlfriend, is your wedding day.
What a beautiful white dress.
The handsome bridegroom is both smart and strong,
Already presented a car and a house.
I congratulate you and raise a toast
Because you lit the family hearth.
My friend, I wish you happiness.
Let the guests at the wedding shout bitterly!
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Ah, I would not want to recall:
When the wine poured down the river
When tables during the wedding
They were black with caviar!
When lazy sturgeon
I slept on a festive dish
And next to her boiled pork
It’s not known as a delicacy ...
But I know: after the wedding, magnificent
Often followed a divorce!
May God save you friends
Let it be the other way around:
At the wedding - a vinaigrette on a platter,
But after the wedding - peace and harmony!
LET THE BETTER WEDDING WEDDING WILL BE BETTER
And your marriage - rich in feelings!
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Congratulations, Congratulations
From the heart we are young
We wish you happiness, joy
200 years for you two
A bunch of cute kids
Kind, affectionate, large
And girls and boys
And all this for two.
Happiness, joy, smiles.
So that before the wedding, golden
You lived without mistakes
Becoming a big big family
So that all joys, sorrows
You halved
So that no offense is remembered.
May the light shine on you everywhere
The sun is gentle and gentle.
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
And I hasten to wish you
Make life sweet with each other
Lots to give birth to guys!
You have more money in bags
For life, let them suffice!
And love, and happiness too,
"Glory! Bitter! ”- a scream is heard!
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Not only to continue the race,
In Russia, the people will marry.
Not to give birth, I’ll give a lot,
We got married in our homeland! ..
But if you do not want marriage
To turn into a chain of fights,
Love each other at night -
Give yourself a baby!
Let the baby be yours
Cough is strong and yogurt,
Cement in a weak solution as
Marry, dear, take heart:
Now "in captivity" multiply!
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Gau say, "Husband is the unit."
And “zero is the wife,” they say so.
Everything from how to become in a row
Two digits - may change,
When a wife comes to the house
Daughter-in-law with tact and hunch -
She, after her husband became zero,
Wife makes a dozen.
A stupid wife before her husband
Zero becomes forward.
And the count goes the other way around
And the result, of course, is worse.
I drink for
So that with good meaning
Wife sharing life with her husband,
Led him to high numbers
But not reduced to zero!
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So that there is no quarrel or anger in the house,
So that the welcome guests visit the house,
So that there would be fun with a laugh,
So that even melancholy choked with laughter.
So that there is no excess in your offspring,
And the norm for you is only 10 kids.
Let engineers, artists come out of them,
Teacher, writer and hockey players.
And if you want to have an astronaut,
Buy one more at the store.
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If right in the middle of the wedding
Hooligans came to you,
Do not drive them out right away
Maybe we are.
You put us at the table
In those places where they ate little,
And we ourselves are the bottle
We can easily open it.
And while we are a teacher
With uncle policeman
Not caught with you
We will be for the newlyweds
Have a salad and drink vodka!
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It's time to grumble and stroke,
Cook, darn and wash,
To get along with other people's relatives
And close relatives to lie,
From the first birth, wait for adversity
And jealous to the blue
But they say it's happiness
So be happy and you!
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Congratulations to the newlyweds!
So that the days do not know gloomy!
We send you friendly greetings
Live in happiness for many years!
We wish you to live in your apartment,
"Volga" to have and "TU - 134".
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Husband is a horse, wife is a horse.
I wish for the order,
So that the horse is smooth
To make the horse like fire
To go in the team
What was needed
To keep the road long
And the lead is not lazy.
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Neither dad nor mom knew, of course,
That daughter (name) with (name) walked.
We were sure that the daughter in the gym,
As a goat jumps, it pumps muscles!
Our groom, broad-shouldered, healthy, not frail,
The apartment has and is painted by an entrance,
So it’s nice to get in there sweet,
Where have you seen brides so loved?
(name) has been courting (name) for a long time.
Her beauty was admired by friends.
Our bridegroom suffered from her all adversities,
These hot black eyes surrendered!
Will leave his vagaries beyond the threshold
And she will be a beautiful (name) wife,
Cook dinner, wash clothes
And it will be for (name) as behind the wall!
(last name) let it be a complete hut,
And babysit call, of course, us.
Live healthy, live rich
Let the joy settle in your house!
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Fireplace, engagement by candlelight,
Carriage, wedding and wedding,
Unity wedding rings
And quiet happiness in the eyes!
We wish you love and happiness!
Let life be like a wondrous dream.
Live in peace and harmony.
An approximate pair of reference!
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We wish you Alyonka, a blue-eyed girl.
For Alenka’s brother, Ignatik’s boy.
And catching up the little brother, let the little sister grow - Paradise.
They will live with Zina, Galya, Valya and Marina,
Nadia, Olya, Kolya and, of course, with Tolya.
And you marvel at us, Vitya, kind Yura, curly Mitya,
And the guys will go on fast (oh, these little devils!)
Petya, Vasya and Valery, Gena, Alexei, Eugene.
Let it be smaller - there will be Masha, and then Natasha will go,
Zoya, Fields and Stepan and the smallest - Ivan.
Grow these kids, and then - whoever you want!
We also wish a young couple
Survive the Golden Wedding
And so that the great-grandson of Borka
Shouted at the wedding "Bitter!"
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Do not be discouraged if
You in the load with the mother in law,
With the groom and with a white dress
Another father-in-law gets it.
The father-in-law will be very pleased,
If you send it,
Giving a mandate and a new tie,
Directly to the Duma to sit.
They will give him a salary,
Both the car and the apartment,
And in joy to Moscow, he
She will take her mother-in-law with her.
You cry a little
And in the apartment of the old father-in-law
You will make jam and
Pickles to salt.
And after four years
Father-in-law will come for a mandate
And for a tie for a new one,
Will praise you very much!
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They drove you down the aisle for a long time,
To issue a marriage act.
Happened yet finally
This fact is irreparable!
Now the task is harder
Both relatives and friends:
Still unknown to science,
To have children, grandchildren,
When only a pager with a phone
Served as a connection to two lovers!
And congratulating you on your wedding,
Portrait of your wedding wish
Carry with you everywhere
So as not to get scared of each other,
If you happen to meet
In the newly built nest!
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On your wedding day, wish you happiness
So that you become a part of universal joy.
To always smile at the world
To your family was like a great feast.
Never doubt
Always strive and try.
Be always better, above, above
And in bed and heaven with the Almighty.
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Good luck on your wedding day,
To live you are always brighter.
So that you have prosperity and balance,
So you always stay cheerful.
We wish you all your plans,
Finished for you successfully, if not strange.
To even petty meanness and resentment,
It amused you like a Spanish bullfight.
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On your wedding day we hug you
We kiss and wish you love.
Have fun with all your heart so that everyone stands on your ears
To make everyone happy, old and young.
Rejoice and give smiles
Do not be slow as snails.
Open up to the world completely
To always be our pride.
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Congratulations on your wedding,
To rejoice and love always, every hour.
Be an example of success and madness.
To family life was like a yoke of fun invasion.
In bed so that you have hurricanes
And the prosperity in your family was burial mounds.
To fly like birds in the sky
Traveled through life on all sails.
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Congratulations to the newlyweds,
Be always happy!
Bring more in your beak
For a family nest!
Help clean feathers
And raise the chicks,
Do not regret for each other
Weasel, gifts and flowers!
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If you really want to
Strong male friendship
Right here at your wedding
With a father-in urgent to start,
Don't put off anymore
Not a minute, not a second
Take the father-in-law's hand
And lead the dance.
Straight from dancing with father-in-law together
Gotta go hunting
And from the hunt for fishing,
And from fishing to striptease.
Do not forget that at the same time
I need a father-in-law to smile
And talking about sex with him
Hold tight by the hand.
Father-in-law will be stunned at first
And then, realizing what’s the matter,
Will lead you on a hunt
On fishing, on striptease.
And of course it will be forgotten
And about the mother-in-law, and about the wedding
And male friendship with you
Will certainly lead!
Funny wedding greetings in your own words
Family life is a cool thing! Washing dishes, ironing, spring cleaning, children's moods, scattered things ... but no! You didn’t change your mind? And there is tenderness, support, love, understanding, the clatter of the child’s legs, fun, joy, the ability to understand each other perfectly. We wish you to know only the happy moments of marriage. Give birth to more mischievous babies, be together as often as possible and rejoice that you have love!
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You are a gorgeous couple! The groom is a real gentleman, the bride is a beauty, the dream of any man! Together you look great, just eye-catching! May there be no end to your love, and understanding be present in every day lived together. Let the sun illuminate your path, and even bad weather does not overshadow the wonderful mood. Love you on a universal scale, tons of tenderness, bags of money and mountains of fun!
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Let your whole life be like this wedding day - bright, interesting and memorable! Do not quarrel over trifles, put up quickly, live without offense and anger! Remember that the Lord has united you in order for you to live hand in hand, raise children and be happy. Do not shame our new cell of society and prove to everyone that marriage is not marriage at all, but a wonderful, certainly happy experiment - a lifetime. Do not let us down!
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Congratulations on your wedding! You can only envy your youth, love and beauty! Trust each other, allow weaknesses, look only forward. We wish to preserve the tender feelings with which all the witnesses present at this wedding celebration carry them unchanged to the very gray hair. Your family is an oasis of love and joy, planted with flowers and trees, which are more beautiful than anywhere else on Earth! Be happy forever, our newlyweds!
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Dear lovers! Today, the candy-flower period has finally ended and you have become more serious about each other! Wedding day is a new round in your relationship. Let there be no place for bitter memories and anxieties in the sweet family life. Live well, peacefully, happily and interestingly. Let there be a lot of laughter in your house, a sweet mess from children's toys and leprosy, and also only mutual understanding!
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You guys are great! We decided to get married, but just get along without marriage! We got married, now the wife will cook borsch, bake pies and cakes, and the husband will watch TV, oh, of course, a joke! The head of the family did not die. He should cherish his wife, cherish, give flowers and diamonds. But seriously, we are very happy for you guys! Love, cares, joys and warmth of home evenings - should not everyone strive for this? I wish you happiness and the strongest love!
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Let your love sparkle like champagne throughout a difficult but interesting life! Now you are husband and wife. Your family was just born, but its well-being depends only on you. Be cheerful, open to everything new and unknown, but be aware of all responsibility for your hearth, take care of love - both in cold and in heat. Do not forget old friends and comrades and let them at least occasionally bask in your love nest.
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Today you have a wedding, our dear lovers! All the guests gathered in order to look at the beautiful young, give their presents, say the right words, and wish you happiness and peace! Appreciate your love, accept each other's features with patience, understanding and respect. Know how to concede, take care of the tenderness and trepidation of the first days of family life. Remember these feelings and try to carry through your whole life, loving and respecting each other!
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You are the most beautiful couple! On the wedding day, let you have only a good mood.Vanity, noise and din - you will want to run away from everyone as soon as possible, but do not rush! Let us enjoy your luminous faces and true love! May every day of your life together be.
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A wedding is the end of freedom, but the beginning is an adult family life full of colors, positive emotions and joy! You are now responsible for each other, so know how to protect your happiness and do not let anyone question your love! Rejoice at each passing day together, do not postpone adding to the family for later - we all look forward to hearing from you pretty girls and boys! Be happy, guys, always together and together!
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We wish you joyfully live not only the wedding day, but the whole life together! You are full of energy, strength and good goals, which means that everything in your family will be fine. We wish you this! We also want you to wake up always in an embrace and in a good mood. Let the whims of fate and weather do not concern you with your disfavor, and living together only gives rays of light and heat!
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Young, a toast to you! Here, listen to the order: To live after your heart, to your liking, In the palace, not in a hut! Living is not boring, inseparable
And always safely!
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