Funny congratulations on the anniversary of the woman 50 excellent wishes with meaning

Any anniversary of a woman is, in a way, a certain milestone. The holiday tirelessly adds the next 5 or 10 years to age. I would like the funny congratulations on the anniversary to include the wishes of days filled with happiness, because systematically bathing in happiness and fun, the woman does not just become prettier or livelier, she is also filled with inimitable energy and brilliance. It is advisable to surprise the jubilee with a joke, comic congratulations, for example, in ditties, or tell funny poems that will be remembered for a long time.

Original funny congratulations on the anniversary of the woman

You are a mistress
And to hell smart;
Not a lazy man at work,
Vigorous forces are always full.

You are soft, kind-hearted;
Elegant infinitely!
The woman is lovely;
The person is interesting!

Always be yourself
Stay the century like this
To please the eye
You are a goddess every hour.

* * *

What can a woman
Wish for an anniversary?
I’ll answer simply
No extra effort:

Three carat diamond
On a thick chain
To vases all year
Flaunted flowers.

Always sale
In your favorite department,
And look better
Any top model.

But seriously,
Love and attention
Always adore
And understanding.

So that the only one
He was constricted
Worn on hand
And madly in love.

* * *

I'm tired of congratulating you
The same thing every year.
Again I have to wish
That you were smart and fit.

This time I wish
Stormy parties
And now I know for sure
Do not avoid funny mistakes to us.

Let only pleasure spin
Above your lush head
May joy only happen again
Every day and all sorts of times.

* * *

May this glorious anniversary give you
Good words and wishes a whole cart,
Flowers, gifts and romances with a guitar,
That can even bring you to tears.
May there be friends and songs in the house that day,
Balloons, surprises, laughter and dancing until the morning.
I wish you life fun, interesting,
So that the doctors do not know the roads to you!

* * *

What to tell you, dear?
Today is not an easy day.
Years walk wildly
I see the hair over gray.

Okay, this is just a joke,
Don't take it close
But in winter, velvet pants
It’s better to put it on.

I'm joking again of course
And to be honest -
Be happy forever
And always look at the "five"!

* * *

Happy anniversary dear
Tell us your secret
I know you for many years -
Only there are no changes.
You're still beautiful
Find no trace of wrinkles
And the figure is just marvelous
Sweeter than vodka for men.
The head is the mind chamber.
In the heart is a good soul.
There is a decent salary
In general, you are good to everyone.
So after the anniversary
Life went smoothly
So you don’t regret the past,
I offer everyone a drink!

* * *

You want to fly from your smile
Be sure to become a goldfish!
So that all desires are complete for you
Immediately performed in reality, not in dreams!
Blossom like a rose, smell like a lilac
May you bring joy every day!
Happy birthday, with the dearest,
I will congratulate you on my verse!

* * *

We hasten to congratulate the super-woman -
Your victories cannot be counted!
You and without the help of a suit
You are doing great things:

Take a lavish feast
Spend your entire salary in a flash
You’ll have a concert on football,
And a pillow fight with the kids.

Unable to imagine goals
What a super-woman cannot achieve.
And on the anniversary day they wanted
With you to drink Magarych!

* * *

Happy anniversary! On this date
Even more beautiful than you were.

Graceful like a panther
Temperamental, like a lioness.
Let the gentlemen sigh
And the beloved is proud.

They have no power over you for years
Only talents are revealed.
Let them lie at the feet of the beautiful
And furs and diamonds.

Happiness will give way to anxiety
Only joy - excitement.
May the roads lead you
From dream to fulfillment.

* * *

I would give you a house
Who will protect him?
I would give you a ship
Where can I get the captain?

I would give you a car
They can beat or even steal!
I will give you a man myself!
It will be sweet to sleep with anyone in bed!

This birthday
I will spend with you
The most tender, affectionate
I am your present!

* * *

There are women like big cities:
They have furs and gold, and things are expensive.
In apartments - noisy and bright, but somehow uncomfortable.
And life goes with them, as a rule, dissolutely.
But, fortunately, we have other "cities" -
In above is quiet and comfortable to us always.
They are covered in white snow in winter,
In their house, it is pleasant to relax and do business.
With such a woman, how easy it is for us!
And different nonsense goes into my head,
With such a woman - no particular problems
And you can live with her until 90 years old,
And maybe up to a hundred, who’s as lucky as
To whom fate will give a turn.

* * *

Well then, old lady, have you come to the anniversary,
And I exchanged ten fifths without cuts.
But before your beauty, I, as before, am bleeding,
Sunrises and sunsets are ready to meet with you.

After years, I’m no longer afraid once
Suddenly cook your wonderful poison
And I'm gambling with appetite
Chips, buns and cheesecakes up to 100 pieces.

On this holiday let you swear
What I will always carry on my hands.
I want to kiss you passionately
And I confess to you my love, my star!

* * *

Be loved and desired
Be beautiful and smart.
On the anniversary, after all, we can
Have fun!

Drink a glass of alcohol
Eat three pieces of cake
Make a lot of pickle
Suddenly you want from the morning ...

Beautiful congratulations on the anniversary, funny

Today is your holiday.
Not just a birthday
Today is a super anniversary
Nature's inspiration.

You are the queen, you are the star
You are dazzlingly beautiful
And let them not change the year
Your face is always beautifully sweet.

* * *

Today is the best holiday
You are born again!
You're twenty again today
And you are beautiful - no doubt.
You fight with just one look
You are just a dream woman!
You are always and everywhere welcomed ...
So always be that way.

Clever, modest, strong, stubborn -
All the best in you came together.
You are a friend, love, you are a mother ...
And if something did not come true -
You just make a wish.
May your dreams come true!
And we, friends, will help you.
Health, happiness and love!

* * *

You're a woman! And you are always beautiful
The goddess of dreams, the queen of beauty.
After all, nature created not in vain
Exciting tender features.

Congratulations on your anniversary.
Be happy and forever young.
Love and endless luck
Let your house not pass by.

* * *

For a woman on her anniversary
There is joy and sorrow in the soul.
You have become brighter and wiser
And all myself a little sorry:

Will not be more than 18
There will not be even 23.
And do not keep up with the years
Do not say the time - "freeze."

We want to wish today
Running without slowing down life.
To love, create and admire
The reward will be success.

* * *

Be gentle, be brave
Be reasonable.
Be right, reasonable,
Be amazing.

And good luck and success
To you on the path of life,
To find yourself joy
So that you do not find grief.

Congratulations on your round date.
Happy birthday!
Shine with beauty
Proud of generations.

We wish only happiness
To you and your loved ones.
Present all gifts
We are bowing low.

Be important, be necessary
Be wonderful.
Be magnanimous.
Be attractive.

Do not get sick and do not get sick,
To be the most beautiful
And sorrow you do not know
Live life happy!

* * *

Today celebrates the holiday
One beautiful lady.
She is unusually tender
Always beautiful and desirable.

To reach the location
I hasten to congratulate rather
You with this joyful and bright,
A wonderful, wonderful anniversary.

I wish you, beautiful lady,
Great success, happiness, affection.
Let joy pour in a waterfall
Big and colorful, like in a fairy tale.

I wish you health, love, luck
And there are many, many beautiful words.
You are so admirable
And the happiness of light, big.

* * *

You have become more beautiful over the years,
Our sun, our joy!
Not sparing compliments,
Congratulations on your anniversary!

Let the road be easy
The side will go through the alarm.
More happy events
Live the pleasure.

Travel, dream
Never lose heart.
Mischievous mood
Happiness, light, inspiration!

* * *

Today is the day of wine glasses and guests,
Today is your beautiful anniversary!
For a woman there is no word age or year
You are always good, beautiful, like a star!

We wish to shine bright and sparkle,
It’s wonderful to look, to succeed everywhere,
May luck and success accompany you
And life will be happy for many, many more years!

* * *

Congratulations on your anniversary
And I wish from the bottom of my heart
So that your life is raspberry
And so that success will live with you.

Let him enter the house quietly,
Settles there in a corner
To happiness and health
Always accompany you.

May beauty be with you
Still wealth and love.
You're 18 again
Today we will celebrate them again!

* * *

Once again the line has been let down
Life enters a new round,
But an anniversary is not a frequent guest,
And he does not come every year.

We wish the butterfly to soar,
Pleasant to dissolve in words
In a great mood to be
Spin, dance, laugh!

* * *

Today is a big anniversary, and it is so beautiful!
I wish your life was like a holiday!
So that it’s always cozy and warm in the house,
So that the whole huge family always loves you.
I wish you do not know the sorrows and always live in abundance,
I wish to go on vacation, drink and eat there sweetly.
So that luck never leaves you
To ring and rustle in a huge wallet!

* * *

Congratulate this lady on her anniversary
We are glad and in a hurry to wish
So that the next vacation was certainly in the Bahamas,
To receive diamonds and silk as a gift.

The figure so that, like VIAGRA, and the fans in love,
Portraits are written and spiritual poems,
Under the windows let the serenades howl
Rich in soul and body grooms.

But all the lovers to stay
One whose shoulder is always close
And every day to start
From the words: "Well, dear, quickly kill me!"

* * *

Happy Anniversary
And we wish that always
You were all prettier
And forever young.

So that men herds
They ran after you
Thrown with pearls
Come close without daring.

To the husband, looking at it,
Never mind
To always get along with you
Honored, loved and respected!

Rare comic congratulations on the anniversary of the woman

Congratulate you on your anniversary,
We are very happy today.
We wish you happiness, joy
Years will be a reward to them.

Let fortune smile
It will be all that has wondered.
Let luck knock on the door
Never to be bored!

* * *

Your eyes still shine
The soul is still the same positive.
Congratulates you wholeheartedly
Happy Anniversary Team!

We wish you success.
And further inspire us all.
Indispensable to be passionate.
Create, learn, learn and dare!

* * *

Your anniversary is bright and beautiful,
Dizzy like you
Slim, beautiful on a marvel,
The embodiment of a mysterious dream!

I wish to be always loved
Receive compliments and gifts,
To be the fate of valiantly kept
Never lose heart or be bored!

Let the inspiration not leave
And work moves easily
And the beloved just loves
He takes very far on vacation!

* * *

Today is a bright holiday - anniversary!
Hurry to congratulate you the whole circle of friends.
I want to say the words with all my heart:
I wish you love, health, happiness!
You are a woman from God, a wonderful man.
Let spring abide in your soul forever.
So that you do not know grief, do not know the separation.
I wish you a lot of joyful, pleasant minutes!
Let good luck accompany you everywhere and always,
And let the evil trouble circumvent you.

* * *

On the bright holiday of Birthday,
Yes, and on the anniversary,
Please accept our congratulations
Pour a glass of champagne!

Let sorrow burst with bubbles
And evaporate to nowhere
May the sea be congratulations,
Love - for many years.

* * *

You walk boldly through life
Regretting the past
You are the goddess queen
And the beauty, moreover!

Happy Anniversary dear
Congratulations, accept
I wish you joy without an edge
Love and happiness ocean!

* * *

On this best solemn holiday
On your long awaited anniversary
We congratulate with all our hearts, wish you happiness,
More bright, carefree days!

May joy pour like a waterfall
Love lives in your soul
Life will be sweeter than chocolate
And let the smile be to the ears.

* * *

Happy Birthday
Filled every day with fun
To not be overshadowed by you,
Adversity is all sorrow.

Happiness may sparkle in the eyes
And the joy in your house will knock
One year old was added
In honor of this, my congratulations.

* * *

Happy birthday now
We congratulate you.
Wish health, strength,
So that there is always enthusiasm in you.
So that beauty does not fade
So that spring blooms in my soul
So that your colleagues appreciate you,
And all the loved ones loved.
And love is like a talisman
Let it serve you for years
Saves from evil and misfortune.
Happy birthday, long years!

* * *

Happy Birthday! With a cool date
Bright day calendar!
We want to be rich
Ride the seaside in summer.
So that health is not limp,
And fortune was saving
To have fun with guests
All to get along.
To be in abundance.
And less fuss
So that the soul was in order.
May your dreams come true!

* * *

I wish you a birthday
Love, smiles, kindness!
And, of course, incarnations
Your most cherished dream!
Love, flower and smile!
Try the taste of life slowly.
Go ahead and don't give up.
And be like a rose, good!

* * *

Today is a birthday
And you are beautiful, as always.
May joy and joy be
For many more years.
You are not sad that you are older.
Do not think that the years are running.
May life only become more beautiful
And be always happy.
May the sky be always blue
And the sun warms every time
Let your eyes shine
Your whole life, as now.

Congratulations on the anniversary of a funny woman, in my own words

We wish you a happy birthday to the most charming and beautiful woman. On this holiday, all kind words are only for you. From us the wishes of the sun, flowers, smiles, good mood, attention of men, female happiness and, of course, good health. May all dreams and desires come true!

* * *

Happy Birthday! Be always as beautiful, tender, kind, radiant. Love is huge as the Earth, immense health, success always and in everything. So that children's laughter always rang in the house, there was a loving husband nearby. Let every new day be fun and be brighter and more dynamic than the previous one!

* * *

Congratulations on your fiftieth birthday! Catch luck on this Day, make wishes, envelop yourself in a fairy tale and believe me - all dreams will come true! Wealth, joy in the soul, good luck, strength, inspiration, fire in the eyes, health, bright victories, great satisfaction, energy, the desire to create and always be beauty, clever, beloved, needed, desired and unique!

* * *

Our dear beauty! On your birthday, we want to heartily congratulate you and wish you all the very best and magic that can only happen in life. Let your life journey be pleasant and easy, meet only those people who will bring love, peace and warmth to your life. We ask you to remain as blooming and charming always!

* * *

Wonderful and lovely woman, happy birthday to you, unearthly beauty. I wish in my life to see only cheerful and beautiful, to feel everything good and happy, to feel free and inspired, to please my beloved and to stay on course for success in any projects.

* * *

Happy birthday to a lovely woman! We wish you enchanting beauty, sparkling humor, wisdom, financial and spiritual benefits. Let the heart burn and give love, warmth and goodness. May health be strong. Be light, positive and happy!

* * *

Happy birthday to a wonderful and wonderful woman. I wish you to be a good sorceress and handywoman, in all charm and always a good person. May every path chosen by you be good, may it lead you to your dreams and happiness.

* * *

Happy Birthday! I would like to wish that a smile always shines brightly on your face, and happiness every day merrily followed you by the arm with luck. I wish you a sea of ​​chocolate, cookies, regular promotions and chic girlfriends. Let the salary grow before our eyes, and the problems burst, like balloons.

* * *

May this day be only yours, may the most beautiful and delicate flowers bloom in the soul, and there will be love and harmony in the heart. You deserve to be happy in this world full of storms and thunderstorms. Blossom for the joy of all who love and know you. Love and be loved!

* * *

I wish you a jubilee of luck, many joyful moments, let you no longer have to dream, because let all your dreams become realities from now on. And I also wish you a sea of ​​love, smiles and compliments every day. May you always be met and escorted by admiring glances. Let there be no end to the cavaliers. May the smile always blossom on your fresh face, roses bloom on your cheeks, fire burns in your eyes, and May will always be in your soul!

* * *

Congratulations on the anniversary of a lovely and wonderful, unique and charming woman. I want to wish that every morning begins with a smile and sweet inspiration, that every day brings bright moments of happiness and great luck in business, that every evening gives warmth and tranquility, that all life is a good fairy tale and a wonderful long story.

* * *

With all my heart I congratulate you on a wonderful anniversary! I wish you positive emotions in the circle of friends and relatives, pleasant conversations with friends, love and family idyll, understanding and prosperity in your home. Let only white streaks be present in life and the sun always shines, illuminating your path to the heights of beauty. Let dreams come true, incomes multiply three times, and the heart is simply content with success.

Article updated: 08/13/2019
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