Funny birthday greetings 50 great wishes with meaning

Anniversary Birthday is a special holiday. On this solemn day, humorous, funny, and sometimes hilarious congratulations to the birthday man - a loved one, comrade, work colleague, or just a friend will be absolutely appropriate. A funny funny wish in verse, or in your own words, will bring joy and positive emotions to the hero of the occasion. Use rare congratulations to create a wonderful and joyful atmosphere on this significant day.

Original birthday greetings, funny

I wish you immodest profit
A huge bank account in a Swiss bank
Outside the city a large cottage
Strong health in addition

Great victories in the affairs of cupid
Canary and Cote d'Azur
Success in all kinds of life
And most importantly, reliable friends!

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I wish that CSO-GO!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little bit ah! Well, you can Wow!
To take your breath away.
Of course, that was WOW !!
And so that FU is very small.
So sometimes HERE IS YES!
“THIS IS YES!” - not nonsense,
“CAN'T BE!” - this is real,
"YES WELL HIM!" - let it be virtual.
Wow! - to surprise me more often,
“WELL EVERYONE FUCK!” - not enough.
And at the request of the EGE – GAY!
And to come true, come on, pour it!

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I wish you to live
Nice and relaxed!
And to have your wallet
It is full of money tightly!
I wish the oceans beer
And in them are rams and shrimps
You would become a better captain
I did not get out of the world!

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So that you live beautifully
I wish a lot of beer!
In mugs, in banks and in bottles!
A box of beer in the freezer!
And so you deal with it,
We are already running to you!

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I wish you more rest
At sea, swim and sunbathe.
Celebrate this holiday worthily dashing,
To wake up with a sore head!

But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night before dawn!
Fairytale days and fun nights
Good friends to you and friends!

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I want everything to be great
Great amount of cash in the wallet
Great colleagues at great work
At "five" take a break from work on Saturday

Various questions, excellent solutions
With relatives of a great relationship to you,
Excellent health and personal life
Let everything you have is only "excellent"!

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Basket of success, bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday
Health backpack - on fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a pack of bucks - at a meeting!

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Where to get some well-being?
This does not happen - it is a fact.
But let bigger be better
And less will be "somehow."
Wish you happy birthday
Smiles, joyful troubles,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!

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Be what you are:
For friends, a good friend
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father
And in bed - well done!

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Let the money go astray in flocks of birds
fly to you like a hurricane ....
Let them surround, attack and climb
with arrogance in your pocket !!!

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Do not drink water if you can drink wine!
Do not drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Do not drink good wine if you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, do not forget to drink for
so that you always have money for what is better!

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I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And to have your wallet
Looks like a suitcase!

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Everything is possible on a birthday -
Without any "no" and "but":
Crocodile in a helicopter
With a kilogram of popsicle
Arrives, congratulations, loudly
On the accordion will sing:
"Happy Bezdey, my good!"
And give a huge cake!

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Our wishes are brief:
Be healthy, live in prosperity.

Beautiful funny birthday greetings

Happy Birthday!
May good luck not leave
And let him be lucky
To new joys will direct.

Wealth will fall from heaven
To smile more often,
And without any obstacles
The cutest remained!

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Happy Birthday Congratulations.
I wish you fun
So that dreams are bolder
The camp and hips are only slimmer.
New fur coat, car
And a gorgeous man
Millions of scarlet roses
Decoration steam locomotive,
A hopeful wagon ...
Well, taking a serious tone:
May fate bring you
What you want yourself!

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Happy Birthday, Congratulations
I wish you a lot of money
Happiness, laughter and in addition
Mercedes, apartment, cottage.

Let your life be like a fairy tale
Sweet honey flows down lips.
And so on the path of life
Barriers could sweep away everything.

Keep the smile from your lips
Let him always find luck.
Be a beauty, a princess ...
And happy in terms of c * ksa.

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Today is your day
All friends came to congratulate.
Send wishes, congratulations,
Wish happiness and luck.

Receive messages from me
May the family be happy.
I wish you good luck
Car, dollars and cottage.

Let the husband race upon the horse
Will give flowers under the moon.
Today is your holiday
I wish you a full rest.

Go to the cafe and restaurant
Let them pour you 100 grams.
Walk, frolic ... take me
After all, you have a birthday.

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I wish you joyful moments
Get a birthday.
A bouquet of tender forget-me-nots
And soar in the clouds of love.

Live to the fullest, relax
And do not deny yourself.
I wish to swim in the green
And keep your nose up to the mark.

New outfits, shoes, fur coat
And diamonds on the chest.
In life - ease and jokes,
All that you wish.

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"Birthday is a holiday of childhood", -
The barbel sang with all his heart.
That uncle ordered not to be sad
And he was right, as if looking into the water!

Cause you can't be sad
Smile at your fate.
May she be generous
And always good to you.

Let life fill with joy
He will fulfill all desires!
You are a wonderful person,
Smile all your life!

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Happy Birthday
Filled every day with fun
To not be overshadowed by you,
Adversity is all sorrow.

Happiness may sparkle in the eyes
And the joy in your house will knock
One year old was added
In honor of this, my congratulations.

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You are beautiful on your birthday!
Let men all year
They say to you with admiration:
“What a woman is coming!”
Be rich in beauty
And they’re not poor in health,
To a high salary
They were rewarded.
Women's happiness, comfort,
Not one job to live.
For family, friends and sports
There is always time to find.

* * *

Happy Birthday! You know, let you dream
What's in the Country – Apartment with the Kitchen – Capital,
You, as a queen, rule everything
Immediately everything comes true that you do not wish.
And around they clean, sweep, wash,
Just look at the table - they’ll arrange a feast with a mountain,
You’ll feel a little sad - everyone carries gifts,
And you live easily, fun and bright!
Sleep will dispel boredom and grief
Let him come true even if half!

* * *

A man is discharged for his birthday
The mood instantly improves
Everyone is trying to please you,
But rarely confess.
I give you birthday presents
And take my poem
Don’t judge too harshly,
Just accept my verse from the heart.

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We wish you happiness pure as crystal,
Good luck greyhound like a Roman rebel
Good health, like an old oak,
Be young like a baby tooth.

So that all good things come true
To make a lot of money
And so that instead of lords and servants
Always there was an old, faithful friend!

* * *

Who has a birthday here?
Substitute ears!
We won’t pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy
Grab luck by the tail.
Do not let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, cottage.
Fortune is a bad girl
Anyone can teach a lesson.
We wish that there was enough gunpowder
Tame your fortune.

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One in a year - birth - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget all the rubbish,
Extraction of money vanity!
Stop Take a look up
Around - beautiful, as in a dream ...
Winter and summer smile
Laugh in the fall, spring!
Come on, relax, you relax
Drive the broom out of the house sadness ...
On this day all your dreams
Let them turn into reality!
And in this very best hour in life,
In love with you, do not forget us !!!

Rare funny birthday greetings to woman and man

On this day and this year
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Glorious birthday.
Let friends not let you down
And fate will not fade away
And invisible hard put
In life will not arise.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright!

* * *

We hasten to wish you a happy birthday soon!
Today, wait for gifts from relatives and friends!
Today, be the brightest, happiest,
And enjoy life, do not forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
Great happiness - we are familiar with you!

* * *

Happy birthday congratulations
And on the list of benefits we wish:
So that you get into the thought!
To become a new Russian!
Outperformed Gates Beale
Cottage celebrated in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And fell at your feet!

* * *

May life be saturated
And the head doesn’t hurt in the morning.
I hope you don’t forget this day
May your soul rejoice
Let the body dance and tremble joyfully
May love whip in your heart.
I wish you happiness and a lot of success,
live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste.
To drown in love, but not grieve.
Successfully marry, always have fun.

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Happy birthday Happy Birthday!
This day is coming!
Cool, cool mood
Be sure to let it become!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly nasty
Tasty – Tasty Chocolate
I will treat you beloved.
To sweet work
Captivating you every day
And also my concern
I never got tired.
So there was a lot of jam
So that guests are often
So sweet
Everybody loved uncontrollably.

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I wish you eternal luck
Health, joy, desire.
So that every lived year
It was as sweet as honey!

I also wish beauty
So that all dreams come true.
In bed to - just "ah."
And in reality, not in dreams.

* * *

Happy Birthday!
Keep blooming, shining
May all dreams come true
To inspire brighter.

Let luck fly
Like butterflies in the light
Life will puzzle success
And a bouquet will give smiles!

* * *

Happy Birthday Madame!
Light, joy and happiness
And successes a kilogram,
And a pinch of bright passion.

A couple of buckets of warmth
And iron health
Fulfillment of a dream
And a bag of good with love!

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Be a woman to the tip of the tail.
Mysterious, captivating and stylish,
Cheerful, energetic, as always,
And breathtakingly beautiful.

Go ahead boldly through life
And meet the prince along the way
(With a horse, of course, in the sense of “Merce”),
He will fulfill your dreams.

So let today, on his birthday,
The happiness streak will begin.
Love, laughter and luck
Your years will be filled!

* * *

My poems for you happy birthday
Full of love, kindness, inspiration.
All that you are completely worth.
Let your dreams come true!

* * *

I want to congratulate you
Wish you well
It remained so beautiful
And so young.

To bosses at work
Didn't bother you
To have money was the sea,
To be on the seas.

For my husband to buy a car,
Children always obeyed
To be loved
Happy Birthday to You!

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Birthday today -

Day of sweets, fun, mood!
A little redness in my nose
The food is long and wide.
A sea of ​​flowers and hot songs,

A stream of gifts, catchwords bright.
Doors open for friends
Desires to come true soon.
Your soul is bright and young
Your naturalness is beautiful
Unforgettable stay forever!
And a day filled with a dream
I will give advice: “You better have a bite of sausage!”

Comic happy birthday greetings in your own words

Congratulations to the forever young, uniquely beautiful, excellent woman in everything. I wish you to always stay juicy and tasty, like grapes, even when you become an exquisite highlight. I wish your Energizer battery never let you down. Always be as active. Strive to conquer different peaks, collecting the most incredible adventures on the way to your head.

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I want to wish you a happy birthday! Wish simple human happiness and unearthly love. Let money always attack you unexpectedly, and don’t try to fight back. Let your desires cry from your possibilities, and do not rush to reassure them. Let your goals catch up with you yourself, and dreams be stunned by your fantasies. I wish you to experience incredible climbs and successes that will take your breath away.

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Happy Birthday! I wish you:
- Do not get enough sleep from the caresses of a beloved man;
- stand in traffic jams in the new Mercedes;
- late for work - the bosses can;
- spend the whole summer at the cottage in France;
- sunbathe in Cyprus in January!

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Congratulations on your day and I want to wish you not to suffer from a terrible hangover tomorrow, and today - go for a walk in full and rzhachnye friends will support you in this. May you live cool and fun. Let the answers to any questions be easy and correct, let the decisions you make are correct and rational. Let you always have a lot of money, and ideas on improving your nature and life in highs never end.

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Happy Birthday! You are already an adult girl, and you yourself know better what to make, in case we get to the cake with candles. And from myself I want to wish that she would still kindle us with her fire in our eyes and heart. That every day pleased us with her charming smile. To charge positive everyone and everything. Thank you for being there!

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Happy bezdey and may happy be your evry day. I wish you always had a humorous mood, constant drive and upward movement - to your dreams, victories, laurels of glory, stars of desires. Let today and in forty years your fifth point be drawn to adventures and great deeds.

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Happy Birthday! Let the chest grow brighter, the legs grow slimmer, the soul goes dark, and the body grows younger. May you always have a cheerful mood. I wish you a dimensionless wardrobe and the amount of money in your wallet, I wish you unlimited imagination in your dreams and actions.

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Happy birthday to a stunning and incredibly beautiful woman. I wish the men admired you, the women envied, the family loved them deeply, friends respected, so that their minds didn’t grow dull, money purged in the wallet, and butterflies of happiness fluttered in the soul.

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I wish you a lot of birthday stuff. And let there be wealth, happiness, luck, goodness, and other jokes in this heap. I also wish you a shovel in order to row in this pile constantly more and more worldly goods and useful acquisitions. And you have more faithful friends to support you in difficult life situations and in noisy fun feasts.

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How wonderful that you were born! Be born more often, without you the world is not so beautiful and bright. Let the stars always shine in your eyes, there will be loved ones around, may everything turn out well and succeed. I wish such a lovely girl to achieve the realization of dreams, set new goals and successfully move towards them. Happy birsday, my dear!

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Happy birthday and I want to wish my best friend a happy ear to ear and restless awl in your priest, as well as explosive ideas of fun and cool imagination, which will allow you to remain a nonsense for problems and an optimist in life!

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Woman-fire, wonderful lovely woman, happy birthday. I wish you to be light and airy, like a feather, strong and strong, like a carnation, unusual and mysterious, like a paper clip, beautiful and sonorous, like a bead, confident and unpredictable, like a pin.

Article updated: 08/13/2019
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